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- Idiotic surfer villain is holding up a convenience store at gunpoint:
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"Now open up that cash register, 'fore I have to get nasty. (Beeper goes off) Excuse me, sir? Could we please use your telephone?" |
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- When the henchmen take the kids from their house, Colt tries to aim a kick at Toru Tanaka's stomach, only to have his leg caught and end up hanging upside down by his ankle.
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"Would you like me to drive?" |
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Colt: Rocky, these ninjas have guns. |
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- The boys trick the surfer dudes into drinking a soda filled with laxative.
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Tum Tum: (pretending to drink) Hmm this stuff is good! |
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