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- "According to this star map, Johnny Depp lives....right in these bushes."
- "You got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'..."
- Doubles as Getting Crap Past the Radar, since you're not allowed to say that name in kids shows.
- It appears to be cut in afternoon airings, but I've seen it played uncut late at night.
- "I got a text message from Satan! 'See you soon'... we're going bowling on Sunday!"
- "Ah man, me and Satan are going roller-skating on Sunday! You cannot trust that guy!"
- Doubles as Getting Crap Past the Radar, since you're not allowed to say that name in kids shows.
- In "RomANTS", when Lexi tries to make it look like Paisley is choking so that she could save her and get into the school newspaper:
Paisley: I've got food lodged in my Snuffleuffagus! |
- In the same episode, there's Gibson's breakup with Sophie (note that both of them are around six)
Sophie: Can I have your juice box? |
- Chyna's dad referring to Olive as the Community Chest is probably the best boob joke made on the Disney/Family Channel.
- High Heels High from SciANTs Fair.
Chyna: And I thought Tatiana was two-faced before... now she's literally two-faced! |
- in "replicANT", Mr. Parks always getting his eyes hurt with remainders of teargas around his house.
Chyna: Dad are you crying? |
- And later on:
Cameron: Dad, are you watching a chick flick and crying? |
- The auto-tuned remix of Cameron's speech when he volunteers to save the planet from a meteor he thinks is approaching.
- From the Christmas Episode, after Skidmore says she was visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future:
Fletcher: Your past alone would take at least a month. |
- When Chyna attempts to do the Robot, the Dougie, and the Dougie and the Robot, a mortified Cameron responds "You just took two of my favorite things and made them horrible".
- The goth kids at Toxic Wasteland rocking out to the fake kid's band Chyna formed.
- Admit it, you were amused by Angus' attempt at exercise.
- Lexi griping about her role in Grease:
Lexi: I can't play Rizzo. She is a mean, manipulative, brunette. I'm nothing like that. I'm blonde. |
- Lexi attempting to hug Chyna while wearing a doughnut costume.
- Everything Olive does at Chyna's sleepover. (Though that may be the last time Chyna ever invites Olive to spend the night).
- This line:
Paisley: "Huh, in the movies the ragtag team of misfits usually win not the team headed by the evil blonde cheerleader. (Beat) I'll get this one. Shut up, Paisley!" |