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3, 2, 1, ACTION! Time for the best of the best in funny for A Miscellaneous Tale of Night and Day! What's it gonna be?
Chapter 1: Nevermind Us[]
- Blue's message to the security guards.
Chapter 2: Four Girls and Several Awkward Moments Ago...[]
Chapter 3: Cake and Crepe Town[]
- Crystal and Sapphire falling from buildings for chocolate.
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Crystal: "This is chocolate suicide." |
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Chapter 4: Life is Like a School Festival, You'll Never Know Where You'll Find Romance... But Some of Us Are Too Stupid To Even Notice What's In Front of Us Because We're Way Too Stubborn To Accept Whatever is Coming. / Carnival Festival: First Years[]
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Gold: "This is Silver. He doesn't like... humanity." |
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Chapter 5: Sappha Dora! Second Years[]
Chapter 6: Crystal Three: Third Years[]
- The hilarity of Blue's inner thoughts
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Blue: "TALK TO HIM IDIOT!" *Shoves Yellow into Red* |
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- Rule 3: Go easy on each other. Rule 4: Ignore Rule 3!
Chapter 7: Plays'a Four: Fourth Years[]
Chapter 8: Night Five: Mask and Magikarp[]
Chapter 9: All You Need At the BW Agency![]
- The Homestuck parody with Blue and White
- Diamond's incredible mind-reading powers
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Diamond: "My hand felt a reason to do this to you. Did you say something weird about me in your head?" |
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Chapter 10: Can't We Just Go To School?[]
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Sapphire: "I swear if I see another Rattata I'm gonna..." |
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- THE INSUFFERABLE DOOR.
Chapter 11: No One Must Find Out![]
Chapter 12: The Voice[]
Chapter 13: Golden Days, Crystal Memory[]
Chapter 14: Autumn and Summer, Part 1[]
Chapter 15: Summer and Autumn, Part 2[]
Chapter 16: Contract and Child[]
Chapter 17: Doubt and Day Care[]
Chapter 18: The Beast[]
Chapter 19: Nope[]
- Gold being the worst psychiatrist ever.
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Red: "Are you hitting on me?" |
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Ruby: "Sapphire is my makeshift fiancée thing from the past since we got kidnapped together, and just two days ago I CROSS. DRESSED. as my female self just to cheer her up, and she indirectly confesses her love for me and she doesn't even know it." |
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- Green underestimating Blue
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Green: "I'm sure she understands what's going on." |
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Chapter 20: Time To Make A Scene[]
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Blue: "Gold! Crystal Capture Manoeuvre Number Five!" |
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Chapter 21: The Girl Who Time Stopped[]
- Red failing horrifically at being stealthy.
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"Turn down the Gold-o-meter". |
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- Everything about Alex and Merc, especially when they first see Ruby.
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"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD" |
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