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And though scary is exciting, nice is different than good.
—Little Red, Into the Woods
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Please allow me to introduce myself |
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ |
Pleased to meet you —The Rolling Stones, "Sympathy for the Devil"
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Ben: I'd like you to take a walk with me. —Lost
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Wednesday, we spill the blood of virgin chickens. Thursday we anoint ourselves in said blood. Friday is, of course, poker night.
—Cultist of Shadow, Fable
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Just because I'm an evil scientist doesn't mean that I'm not nice!
—Dr. Wolfgang Amadeus Ratfink von Petal, The Goodies
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Now you can't have any of my pie.
—Daniel Linderman, Heroes
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I mean, just because I'm evil doesn't mean I have to be rude. It's important to me to be a good host. That's just how I was raised, y'know? We are living in a society, after all. We have rules. Without them, we'd be no better than... than... FOREST IMPS!!!
—Garland, Eight Bit Theater
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I have to say, that I quite liked the man. I am ashamed to say such a thing. But had I not been able to see what was happening outside the window I would have said he was very civilised. Odd, isn't it?
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At what point did you forget that I am a vampire, Dresden? A monster. A habitually neat, polite, civil, and efficient monster.(...) I Am What I Am.
—Lara Raith, Turn Coat
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Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot.
—Hank Scorpio, as commandos storm his Elaborate Underground Base, The Simpsons
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Scorpio! |
O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! |
Tiana: You mean to tell me this all happened because you were messin' with the Shadow Man?! |
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
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He was the mildest-manner'd man that ever scuttled ship or cut a throat.
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Dr. Watson: You say he was affable? —"The Adventure of the Illustrious Client"
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The Master said, "Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with virtue."
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D'Argo: Stay back! Stay back or I swear, I will kill you. —Farscape, "Eat Me"
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Romana I: But he had such an honest face! —"The Ribos Operation"
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I am a sentimental man |
I know you care about him. I’ve never seen you like this with anybody, so don’t get me wrong when I tell you that Tom, while being a very nice guy, is the Devil. ... What do you think the Devil’s going to look like? ... Come on. No one’s going to be taken in by a guy with a long, red, pointy tail. Come on, what’s he going to sound like? (growls) No! I’m semi-serious here. ... No, he’ll be attractive, he’ll be nice and helpful. He’ll get a job where he influences a great and God-fearing nation. He’ll never do an evil thing. He’ll never deliberately hurt a living thing. He’ll just, bit by little bit, lower our standards where they’re important. Just a tiny little bit. Just coax along flash over substance. Just a tiny little bit.
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Scorpius: Ka D'Argo, is it? I don't believe we've had the pleasure. |
I'm a psychopath, I'm not rude
—River Song, Doctor Who, "Let's Kill Hitler"
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Vivenna: Denth used me. And the worst part is, I still feel like this must all be a misunderstanding. I feel that he's really my friend, and that I should go to him and find out why he did what he did. Maybe we are all just confused. But then I remember the things I saw him do. My friend Parlin is dead. Other soldiers sent by my father, stuffed in sacks. I'm so confused. |
Don't believe we've met; Proposition Joe. You ever steal from me, I'll kill your whole family.
—Proposition Joe introduces himself, The Wire
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Power tastes best when sweetened by courtesy.
—Roose Bolton, A Song of Ice and Fire
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