Alan Moore/Quotes

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"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." —Alan Moore

"He is a vegetarian, an anarchist, a practicing magician and occultist, and he worships a Roman snake-deity named Glycon." —Wikipedia's article on Alan Moore

Bart Simpson: Alan Moore! You wrote my favorite issues of Radioactive Man! Alan Moore: Oh really? So you like that I made your favorite superhero a heroin-addicted jazz critic who's not radioactive? Bart: I don't read the words. I just like when he punches people. How do you make his muscles so shiny? —The Simpsons

"He once called us up to tell us that he had just been in the dream realm and talking to Socrates and Shakespeare, and to Moses, dead serious, and that they talked for what seemed to be months, but when he woke up, only an evening had passed, and he came up with these great ideas. And I'm tellin' ya, I think it's shtick, dude. I think it's all shtick. I'm gonna start saying that stuff. Cuz you know what? It makes you instantly interesting. Like "O yeah, last night I was hanging out with Socrates. Came to me in a dream. We played poker. We dropped acid." That's the kinda stuff Alan would say all the time." —Rob Liefeld (a.k.a. the Straight Man in this anecdote)

"I'm a bloody genius." —Linkara from Atop the Fourth Wall, imitating Moore in his Comics in Five Panels segment

"Alan Moore knows the score." —Pop Will Eat Itself, "Can U Dig It?"

"I tend to think that what fame has done is to replace the sea as the element of choice of adventure for young people. If you were a dashing young man in the 19th century you would probably have wanted to run away to sea, just as in the 20th century you might decide that you want to run away and form a pop band. The difference is that in the 19th century, before running away to sea, you would have had at least some understanding of the element that you were dealing with and would have perhaps, say, learned to swim. The thing is that there is no manual for how to cope with fame. So you'll get some, otherwise likeable young person, who has done one good comic book, one good film, one good record, suddenly told that they are a genius, who believes it and who runs out laughing and splashing into the billows of celebrity, and whose heroin-sodden corpse is washed up a few weeks later in the shallows of the tabloids." —Alan Moore

"One day the good burghers and honest townsfolk of Northampton will burn Alan as a warlock, and it will be a great loss to the world." —Neil Gaiman

"On my fortieth birthday, rather than merely bore my friends by having anything as mundane as a midlife crisis I decided it might be more interesting to actually terrify them by going completely mad and declaring myself to be a magician." —Alan Moore

"I love his work but I'm scared shitless of him. It'll take something more than mere death to take that man." —Davan