All Elections Are Serious Business

Many minor positions in government go unopposed, and when there actually is an election, it's very small scale. Election turnouts in countries without mandatory voting are frequently low, and few people take part in elections unless they're voting for a more presitigous job. Since real life student councils aren't worth much more than an extracurricular activity on your college application, real life students are largely apathetic as to who is on the ballot. While the candidates may get worked up about the election, it's rare that they spend much money on campaign materials. Rallies only happen if the school forces the students to attend one where all the candidates speak - and most students suffer through them in silence. The voting process usually consists of a few moments in home room filling out a form and passing it to the teacher, after which the election ends with a small announcement on the school loudspeaker.

But not in the world of fiction. In fiction, no matter how meaningless the post, no matter how minor the job of selecting it, any job that requires an election will be treated as seriously as the election of a world leader. Even if the person in question is running for the position of garbage collector, expect the news media to hound their every footstep sniffing out scandal as if the person was a major celebrity. Furthermore, every person in town will be talking about their positions in great detail as if the election deeply impacts every facet of their lives. A work in a school setting will show the student body deeply concerned over the position of Student Council President. The candidates spend what must be exorbitant funds on campaign posters and sometimes even television commercials. The school allows them to hold massive rallies in a gym or auditorium, in which the entire student body will attend on their own free time to support their favorite candidates and take part in the leadership of their school. The actual election will even feature fancy voting booths just like those used in real elections. Expect at least one instance of the Alpha Bitch running against the protagonist and tricking their way into people's good graces with fancy promises and baked goods trotted out during the protagonist's speeches.

A number of works use these overly-glamorized elections for minor positions to satirize the real election process. The absurdities of a massive battle over the position of City Comptroller are played for laughs. However, many works will play this absolutely straight, never acknowledging that student council elections are actually boring, mundane events or that students rarely care about the results. School settings that play this straight often contain an Absurdly Powerful Student Council to go along with this illusion. A common menial position played for laughs is a campaign for dog catcher, a play on the phrase "you couldn't get elected dog catcher!"

Examples of All Elections Are Serious Business include:

Comics

• In the "Portrait of a Politician" story in Judge Dredd, mass rallies are held over the election of the mayor of Mega-City One, which leads to serious riots, deaths, and mass arrests. The mayor is a purely figurehead position, whose authority is limited to suggesting legislation to the Chief Judge. In the end, the election was won by an ordinary organ-utan.
• Judge Parker featured a storyline in which Randy Parker ran for county judge. The media was obsessed with him and he even had an opponent that got reporters to show up as he filed his intent to run. Said opponent attempted to imply in newspaper friendly terms that Randy Parker "wasn't the marrying kind", but was downed before the election ever began because his alcoholic wife attacked one of the reporters. The only realistic element was that this was the only opponent in the election, letting Randy win by running unopposed.
• PS238 had an issue where the election for class president was Serious Business for the school's two Captain Patriotic heroes. They were the only ones taking it that seriously, though; pretty much everyone else got bored with them very quickly, and in the end they both lost in a landslide to somebody who hadn't actually been running, but who most of the class had voted for anyway because they liked him more than the actual candidates.

Film — Animated

• In The Strawberry Shortcake Berryfest Princess Movie, Strawberry and Orange Blossom compete for the position of Berryfest Princess, who is in charge of putting together the upcoming Berryfest. The two girls have a true "may the best man girl win" attitude about it, but their friends are incredibly torn up about which of them to vote for, with one of them even declaring the election the worst thing to ever happen to them. Strawberry even considers pulling out of the election just so her friends don't have to make such a difficult choice, but is convinced to stay in the race, and eventually wins by one vote.

Film — Live Action

• Election played this for satire, both on the United States presidential elections and the amount of seriousness that other people give to student council elections. The most popular candidate in the election is the one who promises to never do anything and make sure the students never have to attend mandatory pep rallies for student council ever again.

Literature

• Subverted in The Belgariad: Nobody took the Sendarian election seriously, least of all the candidates. Everyone thought it was a ridiculous way to choose a king, and they ended up with a dynasty of quite good rulers who don't take themselves too seriously.
  • Further details: The election required that a candidate have a simple majority of the popular vote. Unfortunately, there were 724 candidates on the first ballot. Rather than have a runoff election between a fixed number of the more popular candidates, the Sendarians simply had another election, with every candidate who didn't choose to withdraw still on the ballot. This process repeated for 6 years and 22 ballots, ultimately resulting in the election of King Fundor the Magnificent, a rutabaga farmer who had been nominated by his neighbors, had not spent a single moment in those six years actively campaigning, and who honestly thought that they had pulled him off the ballot years before.
• Class President by Johanna Hurwitz has protagonist Julio Sanchez nominating his best friend Lucas Cott to run against Cricket Kaufmann, the smartest girl in class. Cricket hands out little chocolate bars as an incentive to win votes, while Julio throws all his energy into Lucas's campaign. The subplot involves Julio himself holding a bake sale to replace a classmate's broken glasses, then convincing the principal not to outlaw soccer at recess with an impassioned speech. Because of the subplot, the kids end up voting for Julio to be their class president.

Live Action Television

• An episode of Blossom played up the absurdity by even having one of the students involved in a sex scandal and Ross Perot gathering a percentage of the vote.
• The very first episode of Degrassi Junior High featured Stephanie Kaye running for Student Council President as a way to create a more mature, popular image for her new Stripperiffic makeover. The conflict of the episode comes from the clash between Stephanie, her friend Voula, and her new friend Joey Jeremiah. The students attend an election rally outside of school hours, though it's not clear if they're being forced to come or if they're appearing voluntarily. Despite initially giving responsible yet overreaching speeches from Voula, Stephanie actually wins her campaign by letting all the boys at the rally kiss her and changing her slogan to "All the way with Stephanie Kaye." She also makes bizarre campaign promises such as rock music on the PA system and co-ed swimming in gym class. Amazingly, nobody in the school administration is concerned about a student council candidate essentially prostituting herself for votes. Furthermore, there's something strange about how Voula cares deeply about the integrity of the student council campaign, while Stephanie seems to think it's a popularity contest. Like they are in real life.
• An early episode of The Brady Bunch had both Greg and Marcia running for student body president, turning the house into a war zone between boys and girls. Marcia accuses Alice of favoring Greg when Alice accidentally throws away her poster ideas, while Greg accuses Marcia of erasing his audio recordings when it turns out he'd accidentally done it himself by pressing the wrong button. When they rehearse their speeches, Marcia starts weeping when the boys refuse to applaud her, and it's implied the girls were just as rude to Greg. Eventually, Carol tells Marcia that Greg has only one year left to run, while she has a few more, and Marcia drops out of the race.
  • The episode tag has Cindy happily saying she won the position of crossing guard for a week, and Carol will never guess who she beat out. In walks a crying Bobby.
• One episode of Family Matters has Laura running against Alpha Bitch Cassie Lynn Nubbles for student council president. When Cassie Lynn and her friend snap pictures of her toppling into Steve's arms, they threaten to publish them if Laura doesn't drop out. As revenge, she has Eddie film Steve planting a kiss on Cassie Lynn, and Steve threatens to publish those pictures if she doesn't drop her threat against Laura. Both parties get rid of the photos, and Laura wins.
  • An earlier episode has Eddie running just to get girls, and bases his campaign entirely on popularity and shallow teenage values. He realizes how wrong he is when his friends start booing his intelligent opponent, who actually cares about real issues and would be a much better fit for the position than him. He ends up dropping out after telling everyone to vote for the girl.
• One episode of Saved by the Bell has Jessie and Zack run against each other for class president. Zack only wants to run because the prize is a trip to Washington DC, but when it's cancelled he has to prove he wasn't running just for the prize. He tries to win with a fascist campaign, while Jessie ends up ditching her own plans for a Valley Girl makeover in order to appeal to popularity instead of intelligence.
• In Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Sabrina's best friend Jenny runs against Libby. Jenny wants to focus on real issues, while Libby gets votes by promising more pizza at lunch. Sabrina uses her powers to get Jenny all the votes she needs...only for the principal to shoot down all of her campaign promises, telling her these elections are just a popularity contest and should stay that way.
• Kevin runs against his angry ex-girlfriend Becky Slater in one episode of The Wonder Years. While he's giving his speech, she smugly trots out Rice Krispie treats and noisily cuts into them. The kids naturally flock to her and ignore Kevin.
• An early episode of 7th Heaven has Lucy running against her boyfriend Jimmy Moon, causing the two of them to fight. Eventually, he drops out of the race and tells her he values their relationship too much to risk it.
• An episode of Boy Meets World has Cory running for Student Council President, making all the usual crazy promises. The drama kicks in when he's pressured to fire Shawn over a stupid thing he did when he was 8 (he called a girl icky), leading Shawn to run against him. The whole election turns into a circus before all three candidates drop out. Luckily, Topanga steps up to take the role seriously and wins by a landslide.
• Zig-zagged in the Community episode "Intro to Political Science". While the candidates, and the dean, treat the election very seriously, if only to impress the visiting Vice President Joe Biden, the student body most emphatically does not care. Out of all eleven students who voted, seven voted for South Park.

Real Life

• Truth in Television—Old joke: why are local politics so vicious? Because the stakes are so petty.
• British county and municipal council elections have the full party-political machine involved in them, despite the fact that their actual influence is extremely limited these days; they have the power to decide how often the garbage gets collected, where the no-parking zones are put and whether or not you can build an extension on the back of your house but that's about it. They mostly seem to use the posts as a sort of probationary period for future Parliamentary candidates.

Webcomics

• Penny and Aggie played this straight twice in two separate student council election arcs. The most absurd parts are how seriously Stan keeps taking it, spending what must be hundreds of dollars on t-shirts for his campaign (and he even gets people to wear them!), posters, a pizza party, and numerous rallies in which, of course, the students show up voluntarily and get extremely excited by him. Stan even talks about "the issues" as a way to throw his opponents and tries to implicate them in scandals and actually throws his sort-of girlfriend under a bus in the name of high school elections. On a smaller scale, when Aggie runs in the first arc, she seriously believes that becoming student council president was a platform for promoting world peace. When Cyndi runs in the second election arc, she spends massive amounts of time to stop Stan from winning by creating scandal, though it could be argued that since Cyndi just likes making drama, her goal isn't winning the election.
  • A joke in the first arc suggests most students aren't even aware there is a student council, while a joke after the conclusion of the second arc has Meg compare being class president to dressing up a Barbie in a pinstripe suit. So there is some acknowledgement that in reality, student council elections actually are as pointless in Belleville as they are in the real world.

Web Original

• Cracked made fun of the idea in If Every Job Was Decided by Election: 17 Campaign Ads

Western Animation

• American Dad!:
  • The pilot features Stan coaching Steve on how to become student body president to become popular. Steve goes mad with power upon winning.
  • "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man" featured Stan treating the position of church deacon so seriously that he even hired Karl Rove and put Roger into a cruel sweat shop when they discovered using Roger's alien breast milk in potato salad got Stan more popularity. And why was Stan running for this position? To get a shady parking spot at church. He even drags Steve off to Mexico to get an abortion after an alien egg gets Steve pregnant. Eventually the problem is resolved when Steve, kissing Stan's opponent's daughter, accidentally transfers the alien baby to her and forcing her family to move out of town to avoid the shame of her pregnancy. If this sounds like this trope on drugs, well, welcome to American Dad!.
  • "Escape from Pearl Bailey" has Steve's girlfriend Debbie running against a popular cheerleader for class president. When the cheerleader and her friends seemingly smear Debbie on the school website and cause her to lose, Steve enacts extravagant revenge on all three... only to learn that his friends were the ones who ran the smear campaign.
• In Doug, Doug's opponent for student council treasurer was the Mayor of Bluffington's son, and the Mayor threw the full weight of his influence behind his son's campaign for student council president. This proved to be an example of the Mayor having a truly idiotic set of priorities, since he was so focused on helping his son win his student government election that he neglected his own campaign for reelection in the world of grownup city politics; and he lost his position as Mayor. As a cartoon character, he could conceivably be counting on Negative Continuity to save him from a defeat like this—but it did not. Tippi Dink was the new Mayor of Bluffington and remained as such well into the Disney series.
  • The school election, on the other hand, saw a surprising victory in Skeeter's uncle Dan Freebird thanks to Doug using his recycled "vote for DF" banners. It's unknown as to whether he actually took the position, though.
• Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends had Frankie tired of how Herriman ran the home, so she decided to run for the job. Bloo joins the campaign because - well, just because. Herriman, realizing that he couldn't win against Frankie on his own, makes a deal with Bloo to give up the race and become his campaign manager, and together launch a vicious smear campaign against Frankie. The election results with Frankie winning, but then giving the job back to Herriman after seeing him miserable as a supermarket bag boy.
• Kevin and Kell had two arcs where Kevin ran for office. The first was the office of "Recreation Administrator", which Kevin intended to run for just to ensure that his daughter, a carnivorous rabbit, could enroll in a predator-oriented youth league. Despite this being a pretty minor position (and the action itself likely not even requiring Kevin to run for office), the campaign apparently required campaign teams, rallies, campaign donors, and constant attention from the media (including front page updates) centering around the race for the position. The race quickly turns into a fight about racial purity and Kevin is actually brought down by a scandal that his wolf wife ate the wife of his opponent, a tortoise. In a Contrived Coincidence, Kevin loses the race, but his daughter renders the results meaningless by producing the tortoise's wife, alive and bearing a half-weasel, half-tortoise child...thus forcing the tortoise to make the policy change anyway. The second election arc featured Kevin running for a school board position to roll back high-stakes testing (in this universe, the "high stakes" are a 1 in 10 chance that your child will be eaten alive during the test). While a school board position is a real position with debates and a need for a real campaign, the K&K still gets a strangely disproportionate amount of media coverage compared to a real school board debate. Regardless, the arc had a more realistic expectation of what Kevin could do and when he did win, the actual process of getting his desired change through was represented as sluggish and caught up in bureaucracy.
• Harshly subverted in You're Not Elected, Charlie Brown. Linus runs for student council president, making promises that the office could never deliver. This being Peanuts, Linus learns in the end that he's completely subservient to the faculty and can't implement any of his policies...leading to the other students accusing him of selling out.
• Rocko's Modern Life had elections for dog catcher between Rocko (who wants more fair treatment for the dogs) and Ed Bighead (who is afraid that Rocko would let the town go to the dogs, literally). Through mudslinging tactics and an image makeover (basically adding shoulder pads on him), Ed wins the election, only thanks to new legislation the job of dog catcher gets reduced to "glorified pooper-scooper".
• The Simpsons did this twice, once with a public office, and once with a school election. In "Trash of the Titans", in which Homer ran for Sanitation Commissioner, Homer obsesses with winning the campaign and proposes all kinds of things he can't deliver, leading to him eventually causing the destruction of the town via trash. In the early episode, "Lisa's Substitute", Bart runs for class president and doesn't care, ("It's just a popularity contest") until Homer talks him into caring ("Just a popularity contest? Excuse me. What's more important than popularity?"). At which point he campaigns like a mother and everybody wants him to win. On election day he throws a victory party, but then we find out that nobody bothered to vote (including Bart) - except his opponent and his opponent's campaign manager.
  • Another episode had Lisa making friends with a girl who turned out not only to be a Republican, but her rival for class president.
  • The episode "The President Wore Pearls" has the election as the first half of its plot. Lisa manages to win the students over by promising to do all the grunt work, but Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers bedazzle her with a makeover and social status so they can trick her into signing an order to get rid of the electives.
• South Park did this twice. The episode "Trapper Keeper" focused on the kindergarten class elections elevated to the levels of Serious Business to parody the 2000 presidential race.
  • "Douche and Turd" showed an election of school mascot, in which the "candidates" were a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich, elevated into unbelievable importance. Stan was banished from the town for refusing to take such a silly election as Serious Business.
• Tiny Toon Adventures worked student council elections into a parody of Citizen Kane.
• Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids have an episode where their school has an election campaign for school president. Unfortunately, the two leading candidates are running along racial lines to exclusion of any other issue. Fat Albert and a white female friend are so disgusted by this use of race for political advantage that they decided to run on a joint ticket promising to focus on the issues and to run a civil campaign. It's apparently a sound platform considering they win in a landslide.