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A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
—Henry Brougham
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I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney.
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It's okay. I'm used to the callous attitude mortals have towards vampires. I'm used to wandering the earth - reviled, hunted, hated. That's why I became a lawyer.
—Alan Decker, She Wolf of London
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Frankly I think if the Devil himself were to walk this earth, he'd need representation.
—Jilly Kitzinger, Torchwood: Miracle Day
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Look for the blood in the water, —Prof. Callahan, Legally Blonde the Musical
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"Going gets tough, you don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer, know what I mean?"
—Jesse on Saul Goodman, Breaking Bad.
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"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in fifty million have a chance to become a human being."
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"What were you thinking?! People could have died! Before billable services were rendered!"
—Harvey, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law
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Holtz: "You said you work for the law." —Angel, "Lullaby"
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"We've been leaving a trail of bodies, lately, and trails eventually lead somewhere. This... this needed to be handled quietly, within the confines of the law." —Daredevil, "Rabbit in a Snowstorm"
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"lived in a matrix of crime and unethical conduct,""derived a significant part of his income from illegal or unethical schemes and conspiracies," and thrived "cheek by jowl with so many men of sharp practice and dim luster in business and politics"[]
-Nicolas Von Hoffman describing infamous attorney Roy Cohn