Serial killer
Kicks cute animals for fun
And likes the Spice Girls
-- Serenity Squid
He did WHAT you say?
Stole cars, beat up little kids,
and talks during films!
-- Poisonarrow
The Big Bad did what?
Destroyed the hero's hometown
And ate the last chip?
-- Happy Duck
Wanted for mauling
Livestock, swindling old people,
And drinking my tea.
--Headbreaker
This guy killed fifteen
Million people and made
Me drink some V8.
--Crazy Luigi
You're an evil man!
You slaughtered fifty sheep and
Stole a mattress tag!—Iceguppie
I confess that I
kicked your dog, wrecked your Wii and
Ate your gummy worms.
-- Snowsky
I know of that fiend.
'Ere treason and genocide,
He'd badmouth this site!
-- DragonAtma
Killed twelve; ate the stiffs,
Gave P. E. T. A anthrax,
Can't bowl for his life.
--User:So We Ate Them's rap sheet in situ