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Wanda: Uh Timmy, we've got some good news, and some bad news.
A trope most easily employed with two or more characters who are in a Good News, Bad News scenario. After breaking the overwhelmingly bad news to the other, the messenger helpfully relays the good news: a Breathless Non-Sequitur that has nothing to do with the dire situation. This usually results in effectively crushing the raised spirits of the receiver(s).
Maybe the messenger was just fulfilling his role as the comic relief, maybe he's a Jerkass with a really mean-spirited sense of humor, or maybe he's The Ditz and was thoroughly convinced that his piece of good news was every bit well placed. Whatever the case, the receiver is usually anything but amused.
- A GEICO campaign (the former trope namer, as it happens) from a few years back used this trope. Spots would feature a person in a rather difficult situation becoming hopeful upon being told that there is good news. However, the good news in question was always "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO", which of course was of no use whatsoever to the person hearing those words.
- That depends, is Speed-about-to-fall-off-a-bridge on Trixie's insurance plan?
- In Brazil, Banco Real had ads that usually dealt with something that was irrelevant or went wrong. Then one character: "But that doesn't matter. What matters is that Banco Real gives you ten days of credit without interest".
- In Poland, there is a series of commercials with a big asteroid closing to Earth to wipe out all life, and when the people ask the superhero for help, he answers "There is nothing I can do, but there are free SMS in 36,6 forever" making everyone cheer.
- A series of Sprint commercials has the setup of a pair of people, one of whom has just received bad news (A football player with a career-ending injury, a guy whose girlfriend that is sitting across from him is breaking up with him) and they repeatedly ask questions while the other people say irrelevant stuff about their phone in the rudest way possible.
Anime And Manga
- Being something of a Jerkass with a grudge, FBI agent Victor decides to deliver news of Firo's sentence this way at the beginning of Baccano's Alice In Jails arc. The Bad News: Firo's going to Alcatraz. The Good News: with his looks, he's probably going to be very popular there.
- In the movie 21, a friend of the main character declares "I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance," but does not mention GEICO.
- Seltzer and Friedberg's Epic Movie does this too, in a Gag Sub, but without the setup. Although given their modus operandi, we shouldn't be surprised.
- Ice Age: The Meltdown, has the vulture that tells everyone that the flood is coming soon and they need to move fast if they are to survive. But there is good news, the more of them that die the better he eats. He never said it was good news for them.
Live Action TV
- The trope namer comes from the last episode of Season One of The Office:
David Brent: Um, well, there's good news and bad news. The bad news is: Neil will be taking over both branches and some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you who are kept on will have to relocate to Swindon. Yeah, I know, I know. On a more positive note, the good news is I've been promoted! So, every cloud... You're still thinking about the bad news, aren't you?
- Particularly noteworthy in that not only is he called out on his "good news", but he genuinely thinks it should be considered as such, and desperately tries to convince them as such.
- In an unusual case of it actually cheering someone up for a moment, in Farscape, D'Argo uses this tactic when John's about to be frozen as a statue for eighty years:
John: Aw, this is not happening. Just feel free to wake me up any time, D'Argo.
- A highly surreal edge-case from Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper is blessed in a prescient dream with the good news that "that chewing gum you like is coming back in style".
- Dave Chappelle does this in his spoof of P. Diddy's Making the Band.
"The bad news is I'm closing down the studio. The good news... is I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." (He then raises his arms and his security guards bear him off like royalty.)
- A comedian from The Tonight Show was talking to Manny Ramirez c. 2003. He mentioned that the Red Sox hadn't won a World Series in 85 years. "But you know what the good news is? I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."
- Hilarious in Hindsight considering that they they won the World Series in... 2004.
- From an episode of Hustle: the bad news is, the castle the team is pretending to have for sale is open to the public until 7, and The Mark is coming at 6 to look at it. The good news: if they buy a 6 month pass to said castle, they get a free ice cream.
- Somewhat cruelly subverted in the first chapter of Mother 3 by telling the good news first in a horribly misguided attempt to soften the blow. After a search to find a family lost in the woods after a storm, Bronson comes back from a search and declares something to the effect of "The good news is I've just found a fang that would make a great weapon — the bad news is that it was pierced through your wife's heart". He is quite rightly walloped for this. This is all Played for Drama.
- Inverted in the first Modern Warfare, where Gaz's "good news" is there's a civil war in Russia, with Ultranationalist rebels against government loyalists. The bad news is a new guy's joining them.
- Subverted in this The Adventures of Dr. McNinja strip.
- Makes an appearance in this Dragon Tails strip.
- The Geico commercials are directly parodied in this Captain SNES strip. The author notes below the strip, "I want a Geico commercial set in the end times."
- Concession does it here.
- Irregular Webcomic does it here with good news and bad news in an order that makes the good news irrelevant news.
- From Dragon Ball Abridged, the end of "Bardock: Father of Goku" has Nappa telling young Vegeta that their home planet has been destroyed. "But the good news is, we're going to DAIRY QUEEN!!"
- Multiple characters on The Fairly Odd Parents, as the emphasis on humor eventually turned most of them into idiot jerkasses. This was particularly apparent with Dr. Rip Studwell, a charming but self-absorbed fairy doctor who would rather talk about the success of his golf swings rather than diagnosing his patients:
Dr. Rip: Cosmo, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is I'm doing a tee off at 2:30!
- The largest car insurance in the US. For non-Americans, it's easier to note that it's the company that Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway got the money to do all the investments.