Bad News in a Good Way/Quotes

Jester: The coward English! The dastard English! The faint-hearted English! Philip VI: Why do you abuse them? Jester: Because they would not jump out of their ships as our brave frenchman did.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, we're doomed!" —GIR, Invader Zim, "Bad Bad Rubber Piggy"

"Good news, everyone! The University is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait, that's not good news at all." —Farnsworth, Futurama

"This 'bright side' of yours is gloomy and smells funny." —Sergeant Schlock, Schlock Mercenary

Doythaban: "Look on the bright side. You can have everybody on board transmit their wills and next-of-kin notes out here to us." Captain Tagon: "I hope I live through this, if only so I get the chance to cheer you up sometime." —Schlock Mercenary

"I want people to know that they have two out of three branches of government working for them and that ain't bad." —The President, Mars Attacks!

"Good news for people who love bad news" —Bury Me With It, Modest Mouse

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