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  "Stop sending men to try and kill me. If you don't, I will send one to kill you. I will not need to send another."

  • 14th century French noblewoman-turned-pirate-admiral Jeanne de Clisson, whose husband was betrayed and executed for treason by the French crown, to the sole survivor she always made sure to leave after taking a French ship:

  "Tell the King of France that the Lioness of Brittany is coming for him."

  • Brian Dawkins.
  • Most heroes of American folklore, Davy Crockett (legendary version and the real man), Mike Fink, John Henry, Pecos Bill, etc. , had version of this, often called brags.
    • These are based, at least part, in the brags of Ohio/Missisippi river boatmen, who were well-known for colorful and elaborate boasts, before fights (a major source of entertainment and betting). Examples: "My daddy can whip any man in (your area), and I can whip my pa!", "I can wrassle a buffalo and chaw the ear off a grizzly!", etc.
    • I can't remember this one well because it has been a long time ago when I read it and I probably have the details wrong. During a parley with Andy Jackson one mixed-ancestry Crow chieftain said something to the effect of, "I got Scots in me, I got Iroquois in me, I got French in me...", and so on through a list of both White tribes and Indian tribes that I can't remember. Then he closes with, "...but I ain't got no damn Yankee in me!"
    • For Davy Crockett:

 "I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without scratch down a honey locust; can whip my weight in wild cats, — and if any gentleman pleases, for a ten dollar bill, he may throw in a panther,- hug a bear too close for comfort, and eat any man opposed to Jackson."


 "I'm a Salt River roarer! I'm a ring-tailed squealer! I'm a reg'lar screamer from the ol' Massassip'! WHOOP! I'm the very infant that refused his milk before its eyes were open, and called out for a bottle of old Rye! I love the women an' I'm chockful o' fight! I'm half wild horse and half cock-eyed alligator and the rest o' me is crooked snags an' red-hot snappin' turkle. I can hit like fourth-proof lightnin' an' every lick I make in the woods lets in an acre o' sunshine. I can out-run, out-jump, out-shoot, out-brag, out-drink, an' out-fight, rough-an'-tumble, no holts barred, ary man on both sides the river from Pittsburgh to New Orleans an' back ag'in to St. Louiee. Come on, you flatters, you bargers, you milk-white mechanics, an' see how tough I am to chaw! I ain't had a fight for two days an' I'm spilein' for exercise. Cock-a-doodle-do!"

  • David Farragut, upon being warned about mines in the water at the Battle of Mobile Bay, responded (roughly): "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!"
    • Warned nothing, one of his ships (The monitor Tecumpseh) had just struck one and sunk. This caused the ship in front of his to stop, right under the guns of a fort. The historical quote is properly two separate quotes: "Damn the Torpedoes!" to the Captain of the Brooklyn (the guy who had stopped), and "Four bells" (which was the naval order for maximum power) to the Captain of the ship tied alongside, the Hartford. The Captain then took the Hartford right past the Brooklyn and into the mine field.
  • General Pedro María Anaya to the general asking him where his ammo was after the Battle of Churubusco ended: "Si yo hubiera tenido parque, usted no estaría aquí (If I had any ammunition left, you would not be here)".
  • The Brag was a tradition of the Scandinavian warriors. When going into battle, a warrior would "brag" about what feats he'd do in the upcoming battle, and his fellow warriors would hold him to this boast. If the warrior did not deliver in his brag, he'd be killed by his fellows, unless he died trying, in which case he'd be honored as one of the noble slain and burned in a funeral pyre so his spirit would go to Valhalla. Quite the motivator to either be a Badass or shut the hell up.
  • Invoked and Subverted by a (supposed) RealLife Example. A student is taking a test, but goes over the acceptable time. The professor refuses to accept it. Three times the student asks the professor if he knows who he is, in stronger language each time; each time the professor replies 'no'. Finally the student says "Good!" shoves the test into the middle of the stack, and walks away.
  • Invoked and possibly parodied by the Church of the Subgenius. It's highly entertaining either way.
  • "From youth my heart has been inclined toward the Way of strategy. My first duel was when I was thirteen, I struck down a strategist of the Shinto school, one Arima Kihei. When I was sixteen I struck down an able strategist, Tadashima Akiyama. When I was twenty-one I went up to the capital and met all manner of strategists, never once failing to win in many contests. After that I went from province to province dueling with strategists of various schools, and not once failed to win even though I had as many as sixty encounters. This was between the ages of thirteen and twenty-eight or twenty-nine." From The Book Of Five Rings by Miyamoto Musashi.
  • In his second campaign for reelection, Theodore Roosevelt delivered a speech immediately following an assassination attempt. His opening statement was "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."
  • This one was a common pre-battle ritual for Samurai, which bit them in the bum when they came up against Kublai Khan's Mongol host, who of course had no concept of the formal traditions of battle the Japanese had practised during centuries of fighting themselves. When the Japanese drew up their battle lines and sent forth their herald to read the formal Badass Boast and ritual insult of the enemy, the Mongols simply shot the guy and charged. Fortunately for Japan, a freak typhoon later sunk the colossal navy Khan had sent to conquer them, thwarting his attempt and forever entering the Japanese psyche as "Kamikaze", the Divine Wind.
    • This actually happened twice, a second time after the Mongols had already crushed the first line of defence on the actual islands of Japan. After the second invasion was obliterated by storm, the Mongols apparently decided that while the enemy troops were easy, their gods were a pain in the neck.
  • "If the Army and the Navy / ever look on Heaven's scenes / They shall find the streets are guarded by / The United States Marines."

 "We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the seventh day while God rested, we overran his perimeter, stole the Globe, and we've been running the whole show ever since. We live like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. Warriors by day, lovers by night, professionals by choice, and Marines by the grace of God."


  (Unnamed) Marine Colonel: "The Chinese are ahead of us, behind us, and on both flanks. They outnumbers us 20 to 1. And they can't get away from us now!"

      • Such boasts are usually attributed to Chesty Puller, who likely deserves the credits.

  "Good. Now we can fire in any direction!"

  • "Μολὼν λαβέ" ("Come and take them") — Leonidas at Thermopylae, when asked to give up his weapons. That's 'Molon labe' for those who can't understand Greek writing.
    • Μολὼν λαβέ is currently the Badass Creed of the Greek First Army Corps, and is also the motto of United States Special Operations Command Central (SOCCENT).
    • Also said at Thermopylae by Dienekes, a Spartan warrior, when informed that the Persians' arrows would block out the sun: "So much the better...then we shall fight our battle in the shade."
    • The Spartans have a long history of this sort of thing. When Philip II sent a message to Sparta saying "If I enter Laconia, I will level Sparta to the ground," the Spartans replied simply; "If." Neither Philip nor his army entered Laconia.
    • The Spartans invented short but sweet Badass boasts. Notice the name of their county, Laconia. Seem ... familiar?
  • The men of the small Texas town of Gonzalez used a variant of this when the Mexican army tried to reposses their cannon: "Come And Take It". They later carried that banner—and attitude—to the Alamo. American frontiersmen were like that. Gonzalez still have the cannon, and the flag, which still says 'Come And Take It'. They have a parade every year. (A very small one, it's a pretty small town.)
  • Suleiman the Magnificent, the tenth sultan of the Ottoman Empire, signed his letters by titling himself

 The lord of the realms of the Romans, and the Persians and the Arabs, hero of all that is, pride of the arena of earth and time!

Of the Mediterranean and the Black Sea;

Of the glorified Kaaba and the illuminated Medina, the noble Jerusalem and the throne of Egypt, that rarity of the age;

Of the province of Yemen, and Aden and Sana, and of Baghdad the abode of rectitude, and Basra and al-Hasa and the Cities of Nushirivan;

Of the lands of Algiers and Azerbaijan, the steppes of the Kipchak and the lands of Tartars;

Of Kurdistan and Luristan, and of the countries of Rumelia and Anatolia and Karaman and Wallachia and Moldavia and Hungary all together, and of many more worthy kingdoms of countries.

Sultan and Padishah.

  • Speaking of Ottoman sultans, the letter of Sultan Mahmud IV to the Zaporogian Cossacks. And, topping that, the Cossacks' reply.
    • That reply is probably a fake, though.
  • Atahualpa, the final sovereign emperor of the Inca empire, had such a (possibly ahistorical) boast to the Spanish when they told him his land had been granted to them by the Pope:

 "Your emperor may be a great prince; I do not doubt it, seeing that he has sent his subjects so far across the waters; and I am willing to treat him as a brother. As for your pope of whom you speak, he must be mad to speak of giving away countries that do not belong to him. As for my faith, I will not change it. Your own God, as you tell me, was put to death by the very men He created. But my God still looks down on His children."

    • Things... didn't go so well for him after that. But it was still an awesome Badass Boast.
  • During his conquest of the Aztec Empire, Hernan Cortez had to defeat the army of the Governor of Cuba, which was sent after him. He bested them, even outnumbered and outgunned, AND convinced the survivors to join him. Accounts say that the army's general spoke to him like this:

 General: Mister Cortez, it is a great victory for you to capture me.

Cortez: Capturing you is the least of everything I've done in this land.

  • Muhammad Ali. That man only spoke in Badass Boast.
    • "He's a tramp, a bum and a cripple, not worth training for. I'll take him in five." Said before his fight with Henry Cooper. He did just that, although Cooper at one point laid Ali on the canvas with a punch.
    • Most famously, before his first heavyweight title match against Sonny Liston, the relatively little-known Cassius Clay (as he still was) claimed he would "Float like a butterfly and sting like a bee." He won that one too.
    • Ali actually lost against Joe Frazier in 1970, but nevertheless had a poetic Badass Boast beforehand: "Now this may shock and amaze ya/But I'm gonna retire Joe Frazier."
    • Awesomely, when he was interviewed after he was fully afflicted with Parkinson's disease, unable to talk above a whisper and uncontrollably shaking, he continued to speak in Badass Boast.

  Ali: I am...still...the greatest...I am...still...the champ...

  • "We are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us."
    • "Anonymous: Because none of us is as cruel as all of us."
    • The above two would rather fit into Jerkass Badass Creed.
    • Rather less impressive, but also spotted (and as a boast): "We are racists. We are pedophiles. We are cowards. We are Anonymous."
    • Also: "We are Anonymous. We are the Internet's hate machine."
  • Julius Caesar: "Veni, vidi, vici." ("I came. I saw. I conquered.")
    • Many great people have made their own quotes basing on this. For example, king of Poland, John III, after massacring the Turks at Vienna and breaking their power forever, send all their banners to the Pope along with the letter:

 Veni, vidi, Deus vicit (I came, I saw, God conquered).


  "I've played since the eighties! I've seen more dungeons than Torquemada! I've killed more explorers than malaria! I've kicked in more doors than the LAPD and I've opened more chests than a M* A* S* H unit! Crom help me, I have ascended a Tourist."

  • People born and bred in Falkirk, UK, are known as "The Bairns of Falkirk". The town motto is "Touch ane, touch a'" and the Bairns are keen on the saying, "Better meddle with the Devil than the Bairns of Falkirk".
  • The McPherson clan motto, "Touch not the cat but a glove", refers to McPherson as a wildcat. When its claws are unsheathed, (without the glove), well...tomfoolery will not be met with kindness.
  • "...we are Sherpas and we have never willingly let anyone die on a mountain. It is not our way..." (Tenzing Norgay's grandson rallying disgruntled porters.)
  • "The wolves will eat well this year" (Finnish officer surveying his army's handiwork during the Winter War)
    • When Stalin made his demands known the Finns cried out "They are so many and our country is so small. Where will we bury them all?" Finns don't really boast.
      • Seems that that's one of the better boasts. When you recall that they had a single guy with over 700 kills, it's not an idle one, either.
  • The Comte de Cambronne, the French Old Guard commander at Waterloo is usually quoted as saying after the battle, "The Guard dies, but does not surrender". That's badass enough, yet what he actually said was even more so:


    • Somewhat subverted in that he surrendered anyway.
  • From the same era, we have Marshal Lefebvre, who had risen from the ranks to become one of Napoleon's senior generals. One of his dinner guests supposedly expressed envy of his wealth. Lefebvre's response was to offer to take him outside and take twenty shots at him from thirty paces; if the guest survived it would all be his. Unsurprisingly, he declined. "I had a thousand bullets fired at me from much closer range before I got this," said Lefebre. Most other French generals could have said the same.
  • King Shulgi of Urim is known today only for the magnificent Badass Boast he left behind him.
  • One time Ghenghis Khan had his horse shot under him during a clan war. After the fighting he assembled the prisoners and asked who had done that. One of the prisoners said, "It was I."
  • General Allenby made a Badass Antiboast. By tradition only a conqueror gets to ride into Jerusalem on a horse. Allenby of course was a conqueror . But what he did was dismount and Walk in saying, "I will not ride where Christ has walked."
    • The next conqueror of course was Moshe Dayan. He didn't ride in, but he didn't stop to remind people that he was not riding in the way Allenby did, which is really too bad. Perhaps he hadn't heard of the custom or wished the credit to go to the IDF.
      • In the second case he should have had a man chosen by lottery as representative. It would have been too cool a Badass Boast not to remember.
  • Gajah Mada, before his campaign to unify the archipelago, made this oath to his queen: "If the external territorities of Majapahit are lost, I will not taste any spices. And until I have conquered Malaka, Seram, Tanjungpura, Haru, Pahang, Dompo, Bali, Sunda and Palembang... I will never taste any spices." And, he actually succeeded and even expands the territority of Majapahit into the whole archipelago that will be known as Indonesia.
  • In 1990, 18-year-old Hugh Gallagher wrote his college application essay, which is one long, massive (and slightly surreal) Badass Boast. It reads in part:

 Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

It worked. He got into college, the essay won a contest, and Gallagher is now a successful novelist.

 Hope: Are you the Corps of Engineers, the guys who build the runways the planes land on?

Audience Member: Hell no! We're the Seabees! We build the roads the Japs retreat on!

  • Many armed forces have a battle cry they use to psych themselves up (and scare the enemy) in case they have to end up stabbing some poor bastard to death with their bayonet. For example, the 506th P.I.R of the 101st Airborne's battle cry was "Currahee!" a Cherokee word which literally means "stand alone". Even today, it is still used by the 101st as a morale booster.
  • The Celts would often do this before battle, while challenging their enemies to duels.
  • During the Siege of Jerusalem in 1948, Shaltiel, the Hagannah's military governor, claimed that his side would make Jerusalem their "Bloody little Stalingrad". Which they did.
  • John Paul Jones informing the British Navy "I have not yet begun to fight!" during his fighting on the Bonhomme Richard
    • Historical evidence actually indicates that he said "I may sink, but I'll be damned if I strike!" (strike being a common term for naval surrender, referring to taking down your flag). Still Badass.
    • He had another one too: "Give me the fastest ship, for I intend to sail in harm's way."
  • Brian Blessed reportedly kept Oliver Reed from making trouble during the filming of Prisoner Of Honor with one of these, to the point that Reed was sober the whole time for fear of starting a fight that Brian had said he would end.
  • General McAuliffe, at the Battle of the Bulge, was presented with a surrender ultimatum by the Germans. To which he said: "Nuts"
  • US Army Corporal Alvin York had this to say about the battle in which he, alone, took fire from thirty-two German machine guns and over 100 riflemen without receiving a scratch and returned rifle fire to kill 28 Germans without missing even one shot:

  York: I jes couldn't miss a German's head or body at that distance. And I didn't. Besides, it weren't no time to miss nohow.

    • When the German major who surrendered to York realized York had no other troops but a handful of terrified privates to corral his 132 prisoners:

 Major: How many men have you got?

York: I have got a'plenty. *pointing pistol at major all the while*

  • Doctor Peter Rhee, one of the men taking care of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords after she's been shot through the head, seems to be prone to this, with two quotes coming to mind: "She will not die. She does not have that permission from me." and "If she comes to me alive, I can keep her alive." - Considering that, so far, he seems to have delivered very well, quality of life and speed of recovery included, he earned it.
    • For informational purposes: Gabrielle Giffords was shot in the head on January 8, 2011. She had recovered enough to travel to Washington D.C. from Arizona to vote on an important bill on August 1st, 2011. That's seven months recovery time for being shot in the head. Doctor Rhee has more than earned his status as a Badass doctor.
  • British Prime Minister Gordon Brown issued a (probably unintentional) one in 2008 when he claimed in the House of Commons that by bailing out the banks his government had "saved the world". It didn't stop him from losing the next election, of course.
  • Following a recent crash during a race, Kiwi cyclist Edward Dawkins was asked where he hurt. "I'm from New Zealand", he responded. "We don't feel pain."
  • "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender" Churchill's response to the threat of Nazi invasion - bearing in mind that Britain was one of the only European countries that was not yet part of Nazi Germany or Nazi-affiliated.
  • This T-shirt:

  "Detroit. Where the weak are killed and eaten".

    • And a similar one from Detroit's neighbor to the north, under a picture of a smoking gun:

  "Come back to Saginaw, we missed you last time."

    • It should be pointed out that this is more a real-life warning than a boast, however.
  • Evel Knievel gave a memorable interview with radio host Jim Rome, which included this interchange discussing Knievel's attempted Snake Canyon jump:

 Rome: "If you knew that the chances of making it were only 50/50, why did you do it? Why did you jump?"

Knievel: (Beat) "Know who the hell I am?"

  • Joe Namath's famed guarantee of a Super Bowl victory by the 1967-1968 New York Jets was seen as this, as the AFL to which the Jets belonged was perceived as an inferior league to the NFL. By following through with that guarantee, the Jets created the Super Bowl (which to that point had been something more akin to an All-Star game, with the NFL Championship considered to be the true Championship game), and gave notice that the AFL was for real, which set the stage for the leagues' later merger.
  • "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler, before his match with Sugar Ray Leonard, commented on Leonard's troubles with a detached retina, saying "If he's fool enough to fight me, I'm fool enough to rip his eye out".
  • The USA, during the invasion of Afghanistan, flooded the airwaves with the following message to demoralize and intimidate the Taliban: "Attention. You are condemned. Did you know that? The instant the terrorists you support took over our planes, you sentenced yourselves to death. You will be attacked by land, sea and air. Resistance is futile."
  • During a siege of Quebec in 1690, the English Admiral Phips sent an ambassador into the city to offer terms for its surrender. Governor Frontenac said to him "my only reply to your general will be from the mouth of my cannons!"
  • The way Soviet soldiers spoke of one of their most formidable pieces of ordnance - MLRS BM-13, aka Katyusha (Katie): "Those foes who heard Katyusha are now deaf; those of them who saw Katyusha are now blind; those who tussled with Katyusha are naught but ash."
  • Allegedly when the U.S. military entered World War I a group of soldiers in France went to the tomb of Lafayette, the French noble who was responsible for much of the French assistance in the American Revolution and said "Lafayette, we have come" or "Lafayette, we are here."
  • French general Henri Gouraud, after marching into Damascus in July 1920 to put down an anti-colonial rising, stood upon Saladin's grave, kicked it and said: "The Crusades have ended now! Awake Saladin, we have returned! My presence here consecrates the victory of the Cross over the Crescent."
  • While Jesus (see also: The Bible) never personally gave a Badass Boast, the late S.M. Lockridge gave a pretty good one describing him, in accordance to the Christian doctrine of "boasting in Christ."
  • The US Army has a Military Occupational Specialty known as "13F". Officially this is what is known as a Fire Support Specialist; colloquially as a Forward Observer. As do many specialties in the US Army, Forward Observers have an unofficial prayer: "Yea, tho I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I command the biggest damn guns in the valley."
    • This may be more along the lines of Truth in Advertising, as Forward Observers in the US Army are trained to direct fire for 4.2" mortars, 105mm & 155mm Howitzers, 8" Howitzers, Multiple Launch Rocket Systems, helicopter gunships, all forms of close air support including AC-130 Spectre Gunships, Naval gunfire up to 16" Battleship main guns, and if "released" by the President; Tactical Nuclear Weapons. This may be why during the Cold War the unofficial US Army estimate of a Forward Observer's life expectancy upon contact with Soviet forces was approximately 13 seconds.
    • Clearly cribbed from Green Beret prayer: "Yea, tho I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the baddest mother****** in the valley."
    • Or the motto of the Kadena SR-71 base, "Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am at 70,000 feet and climbing."
  • A boast about the US Navy, if not actually by them: Enemy targets continue to exist within the strike radius of an American carrier task force at the discretion of the task force commander.
  • Despite being a top seed in the 2011 NBA Playoffs, the seven other teams in their conference openly expressed a preference on going up against the Dallas Mavericks (who would go on to win the title), believing they were an easy mark. Mavericks guard Jason Terry acknowledged the conceit and welcomed it:

 "They are going to get their chance, one by one."


  Gen. William T. Sherman: You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour might as well appeal against the thunder-storm...

    • In other words, Sherman was a force of nature a century and a half before the Scout was.
    • Another was from Captain Philip Sheridan, a Union officer whose entry took place at the Battle of Missionary Ridge. It would normally be enough that he stood in plain view of the Confederate position on the ridge, took out a flask, and raised it towards them and toasted, "Here's at you." But in anger at the mocking display, the Confederates fired a volley at Sheridan and his entrenched troops, missing him but disrupting his drink. A mistake, as it turned out.

  Captain Philip Sheridan: That was ungenerous. I'll take your guns for that!

    • Sheridan's men interpreted this as an order, and charged the Confederate line along with their captain. The Confederates, despite their superior position, fled in panic, and the equally off-guard Union troops who weren't under Sheridan's immediate command (including Ulysses S. Grant) hastily mounted their own offensive and won the battle. Bear in mind that the Battle of Missionary Ridge was what led largely to the Cofederate defeat in the West, which in turn led to Grant being made overall general of the Union army.
  • This Royal Marines Commando advert: "I am your worse nightmare. I have conquered fear. I have come to terms with terror, and pain is my best friend. I am a Royal Marines Commando. I will come from the sea. I will disappear without trace. My brothers will lay down their lives for me, as I will for them."
  • This video by YouTube user "TheThinkingAtheist" in response to Pastor Mike Stahl, who compared atheists to ex-convicts, sex offenders, and the KKK, and suggested they should be registered on a list, so that they could be shunned and avoided, and their businesses boycotted. Needless to say, TheThinkingAtheist was most displeased, leading to a Badass Boast demonstrating the sheer size of the atheist demographic today and yesterday.

 If The Christian National Registry of Atheists suggests that anyone should be discounted, avoided, or shunned, it should be any person who conceives of such a list. The one who attempts to quell opposing opinions with ignorance and oppression. To paraphrase Robert Green Ingersoll, "You are the inferior of any man whose rights you trample underfoot". Pastor Stahl, we are your neighbours, your educators, your entertainers, your authors, your scientists, your business partners, your community. Your world. We are atheists. We are everywhere. And no list will ever contain us.

  • As the story goes, the Nazis sent an ambassador to Switzerland before the outbreak of World War II. The ambassador noted that the Swiss didn't have a very large standing army, to which the Swiss Representative replied that all citizens of the country were trained as citizen soldiers and kept their rifles in their homes, and that, if their country were to be invaded, their standing army of 20,000 would be increased to 500,000 in 24 hours. Which led to the following exchange:

 Nazi Ambassador: But sir, what if you were invaded by an army numbering one million troops?

Swiss Representative: Then, sir, we would shoot twice.

    • Germany never tried to invade Switzerland throughout the entirety of the second World War.
      • Although, of course, you would think twice before invading the place that keeps your money safe in case the unthinkable happens and you lose the war...
  • An old legend states that a man challenged another man to a duel on the following day (I forget why), the second man showed up to the duel the next day wielding a double-bladed weapon. The first man laughs and says to the second man "I've never heard of someone being defeated by a weapon like that!" The second man replies "That's because no one's ever survived fighting against it." the first man was soundly beaten and killed.
  • Many a sniper (and less seriously, SCA combat archer) has adopted the motto "Go ahead and run--you'll just die tired."
  • The national motto of Scotland is Nemo me impune lacessit--"Nobody attacks me with impunity". It sounds even more menacing in the original Scots: "Wha daur meddle wi' me?"
  • King Darius I of Persia, in the Behistun Inscription.
  • A cover letter is, ideally, a three-paragraph speech about why you kick the most ass at the job you're applying for.
  • "You may think you're big. You may have 50 people in your gang, you might have 100. My gang has 100,000 people in it, it's called the Metropolitian Police."
  • The British, Churchill notwithstanding, do not appear to do badass boasts terribly well. They appear to tend more towards understated stoicism and vicious self-mockery, but if you look carefully you can spot a few, more impressive perhaps because of their quiet nature. The Royal Engineers and the Royal Artillery hold no battle honours. Instead they have their motto, unassuming and completely accurate it is simply 'Ubique'.
    • We don't need to. We ran the largest empire the world has ever known.
    • Winston, let us not forget, was half American. He was in fact the grandson of a man who calmly informed his dinner guests; 'Gentlemen, I am ruined. But don't worry, your dinner is paid for.' before proceeding to make himself another fortune.
  • "Fight to get your men ashore, fight to save your ships, and if you have any strength left, fight to save yourselves!" - Landing Craft commander, June 6, 1944
  • Khalid Bin Walid, named the Sword Of Allah by Muhammad himself, gave one on his deathbed: "I fought in so many battles seeking martyrdom that there is no place in my body but having a stabbing mark by a spear, a sword or a dagger, and yet here I am, dying on my bed like an old camel dies. May the eyes of cowards never sleep."
  • In late 2011, a guy named Paul Christoforo was acting like a dick to one of his company's customers and it came to the attention of one Mike Krahulik. Christoforo began insulting Krahulik as well, until he realized that Krahulik is better known as Gabe from Penny Arcade. Realizing the catastrophic shitstorm he had just brought down on himself, Christoforo began alternately begging for mercy and threatening legal action. Gabe posted on his blog in reply: "When these assholes threaten me or Penny Arcade I just laugh. I will personally burn everything I've made to the fucking ground if I think I can catch them in the flames."
  1. Well, of course. You are what you eat, after all.