Badass Creed/Web Comics

• Penny Arcade did a short story called the Lookouts, which had a Badass-in-Training Creed in the form of the Lookout's motto:

"The Eyrewood reaches top to toe, And through this wood we all must go. Let Winter freeze, and Summer burn. What men must know, a boy must learn."

• • Their credo is concise but also awesome: "May We Die in the Forest".
• From the FBI agents in Sinfest

Every move you make Every breath you take Every law you break... I'll be watching you

• Tales of the Questor

The lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul; He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me, thy rod and thy saff they comfort me. Thou preparedst a table for me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life; and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

• From this Subnormality strip [1], the 115th Infantry Division of the Galactic Defense Force.
  • "No one's fought like we're about to"
  • Adapted at the end by the Hooker with a Heart of Gold, "No one's fucked like we're about to."