The Leptons[]
Gaz Digzy[]
Former star player of the Boom Boom Boys. After a lifetime of hedonistic excess, she finds herself out of shape and in charge of the dead end Leptons.
- Bare Your Midriff: used to show her former abs and currently shows her beer belly.
- Formerly Fit: Used to have a strong physique before years of substance abuse and a stint in rehab caused her to become out of shape.
Ace Ambling[]
The ever exuberant heart of the Leptons. What he lacks in skill, he makes up for in enthusiasm.
- Adorkable: The sweet-hearted and youngest member who is eager to be friends with everyone while idolizing Gaz.
- The Heart: Seems to be this to the team.
Baby Ball[]
The team Ball. Has an ego the size of Gaz's muffin top.
- Small Name, Big Ego: Despite his status as the Ball for the worst team in existence, he floats around like he's hot stuff.
Flip Champion[]
A floating, limbless Lepton with a six-pack and no concept of a subtle voice.
- Handicapped Badass: Think he's one. He's not.
Duleena Duneeda[]
The team pretty girl. Who also has a violent temper ready to go off at a moments notice.
- Beware the Nice Ones: A friendly girl with breathtaking anger management issues.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Anything can set her off at a moment's notice.
Leto Otel[]
The team's long-haired, morose poet.
- Fun with Palindromes: The name Leto Otel is a palindrome.
Lulu[]
A hulking green mutant, who despite her intimidating looks is quite cowardly.
Bob[]
A diminutive alien who doesn't speak.
- The Generic Guy: A parody of one.
- The Greys: A short grey alien who doesn't say anything.
- Suddenly Voiced: The only time he spoke is when he freaked out by Lulu vomiting on him when a stink bomb when off.