Batman/Haiku

Guy dressed like a bat
Kicks an awful lot of ass
And can breathe in space

—Serenity Squid

You dense? Retarded?
He is the goddamn Batman!
And he has a plan.

—Mullon

Na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na na na Batman!

—RA Fritz

Can beat anyone
and always has Kryptonite.
HIS PARENTS ARE DEEEAAAD!

—Sonic GTR

Burton or Nolan?
Five hundred million dollars
Suggests the latter.

—Rich318

Batman is a loner
Dick, Jay, Tim, Cass, Damian
Prove that adage wrong

—sgtangua8

Fateful cinema.
Crime Alley. Fallen parents.
One mission, Batman.

—Curious Stranger

The Goddamn Batman,
Why is he so serious?
His parents are dead!

—Tropers/Mnemonik2