Belligerent Sexual Tension/Quotes

"Now then, Bollinger knickers, you gonna kiss me or punch me?" —Gene Hunt, Ashes to Ashes

Ah, animosity! It must be love! —The Nostalgia Chick on Anastasia

"If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution." —The Evil Overlord List, #98

"Ah, how cute! You two have one of those kind of relationships going..." —Etna, Disgaea 2

L'Arachel: N-no. Everything is fine... Please, don't look at me in such a vulgar, leering way. I find it very inappropriate. Ephraim: Oh. I'm sorry. I had no idea. I certainly would never-- L'Arachel: What!? Are you saying you do not find me attractive? Ephraim: No! I... what do you want me to say? L'Arachel: How can you be so calm at a time like this? Don't you see what you've done!? Ahhhh! I'm so frustrated! Don't ever forget this, Ephraim! I hope that, someday, some girl comes along and gets YOU all rattled, too! Ephraim: ... I just do NOT get her. She is rather cute, though. —Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones"

BITCH!...I love you. —Tourettes Guy

Cobra + Mongoose Advantages: The thrill of victory. Drawbacks: The agony of a toaster hurled at your face. —"The 9 Types of Relationships" Life in Hell

I don't care if you feel small, Love without Anger isn't love at all. —Devo, "Love Without Anger"

"Were you to mount a stage performance of one of the great love stories, 'twould be an event to remember. Nay, not some simple tale of Star-Crossed Lovers, but the best kind, full of mistrust, words spat in anger and faces slapped in fury, culminating in the inevitable pairing of two so obviously meant for one another. The passionate hatred, the uneasy alliance and then the sweet surrender to passionate embrace... ah, the audience would feel your pain and pleasure for they would be so real!" —Haer'Dalis, Baldur's Gate 2 (Referring to Jaheira and Edwin)

"I love you, you idioooooottttt!!!" —Valen, Fantasia - Requiem of the Abyss.

I'm in love with a girl I hate She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic, a traitor I'd trade her in a second —Forever the Sickest Kids, "She's a Lady"

Kaylee: Wait, how do you know it's a trap? How do you know Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referrin' here to people. Mal: Y'all were watchin', I take it? (Beat) Kaylee: Yes. Mal: Did you see us fight? Kaylee: No. Mal: Trap. —Malcolm Reynolds and Kaylee Frye regarding a Cortex conversation with Inara Serra, Serenity

Sayaka: "You could not have it done without me!" Kouji: "I did not need your help!" Sayaka: "Yes, right! It is because that YOU asked me helping you, right?" [slapping him] "Baka!" Kouji: "How you dare to hit me!" Shiro [as fortune-telling]: "It is funny. The cards tell they are destined to be together forever." —Mazinger Z

"Those two are going to be…interesting to watch together" he decided. "Assuming they don't kill each other in the next five minutes, the two of them might, just might…" —Kaji pondering about Shinji and Asuka, Once More with Feeling