Best in Show/Funny

• Parker Posey's character freaking out over losing a dog toy named "Busy Bee".
• The scene where Christopher Guest's character lists all the different types of nuts: "Peanut, cashew nut, pine nut, pistachio nut, red pistachio nut, all-natural white pistachio nut..."
• Stefan and Scott's Shih Tzu Calender.

Stefan Vanderhoof: [discussing the calendar] We're not gonna sell, just give it out to friends. Scott Donlan: I think we should try to sell it. Stefan Vanderhoof: Really? Scott Donlan: Yeah. Stefan Vanderhoof: Well, if we could give the money to Shih Tzu rescue. Scott Donlan: They have plenty of money. Stefan Vanderhoof: Well so do we. Scott Donlan: What Shih Tzus need rescuing anyway? You don't see Shih Tzus straggling around the streets in an old coat "help, alms for the poor". Stefan Vanderhoof: Like the little match girl.

• Announcer Buck Laughlin: "To think in some countries, these animals are eaten!"
• Larry Miller's character describing the gory details of his job as a hostage negotiator during dinner.

They all jump.