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Beyonce has an army of robot bodyguards.[]
You know how in a lot of her music videos she has two backup dancers who stand behind her and mimic her movements? They're really Ridiculously-Human Robots. She probably got them as gifts from Lady Gaga, who is secretly a Mad Scientist and does pop music as a hobby when she's not plotting to Take Over the World.
The music video for "Why Don't You Love Me" is her own prequel to "Telephone".[]
Let's see... B.B. Homemaker? The man who won't love her is the same man she and Gaga kill in the diner. She gets fed up with stooping to playing vintage-pinup domestic goddess, busts the other half of her Dream Team out of jail, takes a level in badass, and goes on a crime spree.
- Oh thank god I'm not the only one who thinks this!
- This makes perfect sense!
She's a Mary Sue.[]
Seems that way.
Single Ladies isn't as clear-cut as it seems.[]
It's actually about Beyonce trying to reassure herself that she didn't just ruin a good relationship for no reason.
"If I Were a Boy" Doesn't Mean What We Think It Means[]
When she says, "But you're just a boy," she means, "You're too immature," or "you're not half the man you think you are," and not "you're just a male." Explains why "Boy" is used instead of "man" so frequently except in the lines, "One day you'll wish you were a better man," and "I swear I'd be a better man."