Big Daddy/Funny

• I little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.

Vanessa: He has a five year plan. Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?

• The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.

What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!

• When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.

Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!

• When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.

Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.

• • Only problem with that is it's not to far from the truth.
• Mr. Herlihy is a cross between this, and being a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.

Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha. Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy? Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it? Sonny: Get off the stand please.

• • This don't help much...

He drinks alot of soda. (suuuure he does)