Bill and Ted (film)/Funny

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

• The classroom session:

Bill: He's dead? History teacher: So what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short, dead, dude? Bill: Well, yeah. [...] Teacher: Ted, who was Joan of Arc? Ted: Noah's wife? [...] Teacher: It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

• All the historical figures cleaning house, especially Freud and the vacuum cleaner.
  • Not to mention the historical figures running amok at the mall, especially Joan of Arc's jazzercise session and Genghis Khan's sporting-goods rampage.
    • Socrates carries a lethal squirt gun.

Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

• Bill and Ted play Death and beat him, with surprising ease, first at Battleship, then Clue, then Electric Football, and finally Twister.
• Death to the smoker at the hardware store: "See you real soon."
• From the Spinning Paper Montage: 'Death Wins Indy 500; "I didn't know I could run that fast."'
• B&T Melvining Death, of course. Made even funnier in the comic adaptation with this follow-up.

Ted: Bill? Bill: Yeah? Ted: Death wears funny shorts.

• The Good Robot Usses decapitating the Evil Robot Usses is funny in itself, but the fact that the Evil Robot Usses are so nonchalent about it makes it hilarious.
• De Nomolos's Mooks seizing control of a room using typical action-movie-thug poses and body language, dressed in standard-issue paramilitary black ... and giant floppy black boots made of polyethylene foam, which are apparently all the rage in their time.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Comic Book

• Death enjoying himself at Bill & Ted's playground.

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