Bite Me is the third novel in a series by Christopher Moore. The first novel is Bloodsucking Fiends and the second is You Suck. The novels center around a Tommy Flood from Incontinence, Indiana, and his girlfriend, Jody, who is a vampire. Later, Jody turns Tommy.
Bite Me changes the focus from Tommy and Jody to Abby Normal, a character introduced in the second novel, who writes a blog that is the text of her chapters. Parts of the novel are from the perspective of other characters.
The plot centers on Chet, the huge vampire kitty, and his gang of vampire cats, and three older vampires from overseas, whose motivation is unclear. The three hunt for Jody and confront Chet and Tommy's friends.