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Carlton Mellick III is a bizarro author whose surreal counterculture novels have made an international cult following despite being shunned by most libraries and corporate bookstores.

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His works include:[]

  • Armadillo Fists
  • Adolf In Wonderland
  • Apeshit
  • The Baby Jesus Butt Plug
  • The Cannibals Of Candyland
  • Crab Town
  • Cybernetrix
  • The Egg Man
  • Electric Jesus Corpse
  • The Faggiest Vampire
  • Fishy-fleshed
  • The Handsome Squirm
  • I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter.
  • The Haunted Vagina
  • Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an adventure for 3-6 players, levels 2-5)
  • The Menstruating Mall
  • The Morbidly Obese Ninja
  • Ocean Of Lard
  • Punk Land
  • Razor Wire Pubic Hair
  • Satan Burger
  • Sausagey Santa
  • Sea Of The Patchwork Cats
  • Seven Cyborgs
  • Sex and Death in TV Town
  • Steel Breakfast Era
  • Sunset With A Beard
  • Teeth And Tongue Landscape
  • Ugly Heaven, Beautiful Hell
  • Ultra Fuckers
  • War Slut
  • Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
  • Zombies and Shit