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Dracula is back
There's only one thing to do
Whip him till he screams
"What's a man?" he says,
"A miserable little
Pile of secrets!"
Hey, I found some meat
It was right here in this wall
Where's my knife and fork?
Head over the pits
But watch out for the freaking
Heads over the pits
Ah, the time has come
I point my finger skyward
And Dracula dies
In murder delight,
Melancholy wrought within.
My Nosferatu.