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—Tom Lehrer, "Smut"
"Excuse me ma'am, I'm here to deliver some tropes to your husband."
"You just missed him. He left to go to work for the day, leaving me all alone."
"Well that's too bad, because someone has to pay for these tropes."
"I could pay for them, but I don't have any money."
"That's okay, I'm sure we can figure out some form of payment..."
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