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Tropers and tropesses, this is your captain speaking. We are currently cruising at a height of Over Nine Thousand feet, and will be unexpectedly forced to make an emergency crash landing in approximately three and a half hours. The fasten seatbelts light has been switched off, so you may feel free to murder your fellow passengers in mysterious circumstances, but please be aware that drama dictates there be a Great Detective on board at all times. Our impossibly glamourous cabin crew will soon be along to provide you with Fan Service with a Smile, and in the meantime, please enjoy our fine selection of tropes related to aircraft and air travel.
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