Chekhov's Armoury/Quotes

Honestly, what kind of situation would require the use of a pair of fake arms and a remote-controlled wheelchair? Only, I imagine, a completely ludicrous one! —Father Ted

Pip: Why should I want a gold braid, a joke book or a xylophone? Merlin: Why should you want a hammer or a saw? Pip: Because they might come in handy. Merlin: So might a gold braid, a joke book and a xylophone. Anything might come in handy in an adventure like this. —Grail Quest 3: The Gateway Of Doom