Cool Runnings/Funny

Derice: Sanka! You dead? Sanka: Yeah man.

• Sanka literally dive-bombs into a bar fight screaming 'Yippee-ki-yay!'! Does it ever get better than that?
• Sanka slamdunks Yule Brynner with this exchange:

Yule: How about I beat your but right now? Sanka: How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

• This exchange follows when Derice tries to convince Sanka to join his bobsled team.

Sanka: (reading out the manual) The key elements for a successful sled team are a steady driver and three strong runners to push off down the ice...ice? Ice? Derice: Yeah, it's...it's kind of a winter sport, you know. Sanka: You mean winter, as in ice? Derice: Maybe... Sanka: You mean winter as in igloos, and eskimos, and penguins and ice? Derice: Possibly. Sanka: See you! Derice: Hey, where you going? Sanka: I'm going to take a hot bath. I'm getting cold just thinking about all this ice!

• The introduction to Irvin Blitzer. That is all.
• "This doesn't mean that I like you."
• When Irv says "A bobsled is a simple thing" someone in his audience says "Yeah, so's a toilet!"