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"You're not talking about getting home anymore, you are talking about fucking war on God! ...well fuck that! I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the Throne!"
Loki, Dogma
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This is not war. It is PEST CONTROL!
—One of the Daleks talking about their annihilation of the Cybermen, Doctor Who
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"Dracula, Belmont just took down Werewolf!"

"Uh, Succubus is gone too."

"Don't worry Dracula, I'll take him d -- ohp, wait, nope, nope, Belmont's got me in a headlock, ohp, nope, nope, he's using the holy whippin', and uhm, um, sucks up snuff I'm dead."

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Red Mage: It shoots fire from its mouth and bleeds acidic lava! Run for your pathetic lives!

Red Mage: Our weapons are useless! Reliance upon them is death!

Red Mage: It has exposed its fleshy underbelly to me in the form of its digestive tract!
Episode 455, Eight Bit Theater
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I trained and struggled my whole adult life for this battle, and that sad sack of bones went down faster than a kobold with a lung infection.
Roy Greenhilt, The Order of the Stick
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We're talking about four machines. You can't call this mess a "war"; this is a "one-sided butt-kicking fiasco".
AEU Big Shot, Mobile Suit Gundam 00
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So, this is how our fight turned out: the part of the mission where we lured them away went really well, but then... well... you see... then it was over in two seconds. One second each.
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Nove: Wasn't Dieci on the receiving end of Nanoha-san in that mode?

Dieci: I didn't even last ten seconds against her, though.
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Sorry, I saw an opening that just seemed to scream out 'attack.' So, I did. Ha!
Goku, Dragonball Z, after one-shotting Recoome
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He wants to taste the curb! He wants to taste the fucking curb!

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"You've been working out."

"No. It is only that in this time and this place, I am no longer holding back."
Thor prior to flattening Iron Man.
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"Give your threats to those willing to obey, or too cowardly to fight back, not me. Or learn once the difference between a god of thunder... and a mortal man in a metal suit."
Thor after flattening Iron Man.
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"Come on, that was not a boss fight, not by any stretch of the imagination-- he walked into my fist."
Proton Jon, Episode 4 of his Superman 64 Let's Play.
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"It's been ten years since anyone spoke of my fights because no one has walked away from them in that time."
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"This isn't a war. It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants."
The Artilleryman, The War of the Worlds
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""Two million dead in the first day, another 7 million by the end of the first week, every defense annihilated, all our forces on the run. Regrouping... Somewhere... Reports are coming in from other major cities. It's a well-coordinated attack, and so far it's been damned effective."
Major Coates on the Reaper invasion, Mass Effect 3
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"It'll be the Seven Hour War all over again... except this time we won't last seven minutes!"
Eli Vance, referring to the Combine
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"Monster? I'm not a monster. I'M A GOD!!!!"

-Mecha Sonic, SMBZ

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"YOU GET THE COUNT VLAD TEPES AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE: In the field of posting elaborate tortures, uncivilised acts against humanity, and not knowing the meaning of the words 'Cruel and Unusual'."

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