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- The dynamic duo (not that one) are chasing down the wolf man with their car. They fail so Dan decides to hunt the thing down with a bow and arrow.
- An arrow that Dan himself made. It looks surprisingly professional.
- And the BOW he stole from an ancient "Indian" burial ground... that was haunted.
- An arrow that Dan himself made. It looks surprisingly professional.
- The way Dan gets the better of the guy that stole his identity - lulling the imposter into a false sense of security before getting him arrested for something Dan himself did. Manipulative Bastard doesn't even begin to describe the way Dan conducts himself.
- Crunchy owning that killer in "The Family camping trip". And later on, Dan, Chris, and the bear.
- Chris gets his in "The Monster Under the Bed", engaging in a convoluted plot to trick Dan into believing in a monster under his bed, believing it to be a demon Dan accidentally summoned, then doing a bunch of favors for Chris under the guise of banishing the creature, all leading up to Dan making a fool out of himself in the middle of nowhere... just so Chris and Elise could have a vacation. Even Elise was impressed.
- Chris gets another one when he loses his temper in "The Telemarketer".
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- Followed up by Dan admitting that the cocoa is very good.
- Dan manages to win an obstacle course with such obstacles as reading and summarizing an entire book and (partially) balancing the budget of Paraguay. His opponent had such obstacles as opening a jar of Mayo, crushing a spider, and doing ten pushups. Yes, Dan managed to win this.