Doesn't Like Guns/Quotes

Turns out I was a Prussian mercenary. I spent all day firing guns. Boring! —Rebecca Crane, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

I never liked guns. —The Stranger, Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath

"A gun is a coward's weapon. It lets us kill too easily, saving us the mess and the work." —Batman, The Dark Knight Returns

"No... it's not him... they're all shot... Sephiroth would never use a gun..." —Cloud Strife, commenting on the casualties in the Gold Saucer, Final Fantasy VII

"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things!" —Sonic the Hedgehog, during a gun tutorial in Shadow the Hedgehog

In this show the heroes claimed that they did care about people getting shot, so they crashed their cars into them instead. —Douglas Adams, on Starsky and Hutch

"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves." —Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"I don't like guns." —Batman

"I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" —Hawkeye Pierce, Mash

Garcia: I don't believe in guns! Morgan: [shoving one into her hand] Trust me, they are very real! —Criminal Minds, from the episode "Penelope"

"Guns are so... distasteful. A crude instrument for an unrefined weakling" —Vergil, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Travis: Let me get this straight - you never use guns? Beck: No. Travis: Never. Beck: Never. Travis: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun? Beck: No guns. Travis: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend. Beck: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you? Travis: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy? Beck: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that. Travis: What kind of things? Beck: Very bad things, Travis. —The Rundown