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"Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..."
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"Rip and tear! Rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR! Oooh, here comes the night train! Choo choo cha-BOOGIE!"
—The Marine, the comic
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"Who do you suppose left all that radioactive waste down there? And why? Why? Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good! Why can't we find a way to safely dispose of radioactive waste and protect the environment? Even if I personally stop this alien invasion, what kind of planet will we be leaving to our children? And our children's children, and... oh the humanity!"
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"At this particular moment in time, I don't believe I have a healthier or more deeply-felt respect for any other object in the universe than this here shotgun..."
—The Marine, the comic
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"I'm the man! I'm superbad! Imps? Zombies? You think you can get me?!? Wait, maybe they don't think. Well, I do! And I think you're dead! Dead! Dead! Dead!"
—The Marine, the comic
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"WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!"
—Doom
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"The poets talk about love... but what I talk about is Doom, because in the end, Doom is all that counts."
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