Dressed to Heal/Quotes

I am A Doctor. You can tell because I'm wearing my lab coat and stethoscope — Doctor things. I left my Doctor Office to be here today. Why? Because I am A Doctor. If anyone were to ask, "Is there a doctor in the house?", I'd reply, "Yes there is." Me. Ooh. Who's that over there? Is he a doctor? No. He can't be. I'm A Doctor. Did I have surgery today? Am I that kind of doctor? (Am I a dentist? Of course not. Dentists don't have stethoscopes.) I am A Doctor. —The Daily Show