Elvis Presley/Quotes

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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."

—Johnny Carson

Before Anyone Did Anything, Elvis Did Everything

—Title of a 2003 compilation album released in Britain

Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis,

'Cause Elvis is a perfect being!

We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness.

Soon all will become Elvis.

Everything, everywhere will be Elvis.

Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?

It's really Elvislution!

—Mojo Nixon, "Elvis Is Everywhere"