The SEELE (or rather Di$ney) members (whose names are now those of celebrities they happen to resemble) speaking to Gendo about EVA Unit-01.
Billy Dee Williams (SEELE U.S.): Which brings us to our next item on the itinerary. Conan? Conan O'Brien (SEELE UK): Yes. Recently, there have been some complaints about Unit-01's design. Some people think that it's a little too, um... David Hasselhoff (SEELE Russia): Dull? Woody Allen (SEELE France):' Ugly? Bob Dole (Keel): TINKY WINKY! Conan: That's right, Bob Dole! The EVA Unit-01 is colored... purple, which we all know is the PRIDE color. And that thing on its head is OBVIOUSLY a PHALLIC reference. David: Hey, what does "phallic" mean? Conan:[whispering] It means "penis". David: Oh...
Misato proclaiming, "This is a great make-out spot!" before turning to Shinji and staring at him with a vacant, shit-eating grin.
Misato drunkenly talking attempting to lay down "ground rules" for Shinji and Asuka.
Misato: Okay, this is MY house, and we need to lay down some ground rules! Woo! That was a good beer! I have...TWO breasteses. [Shinji and Asuka stare blankly, then look at each other] Misato: Not ONE. [Shinji and Asuka stare] Misato: But TWO! [Sound of Misato hitting the table. Snoring.]
Gendo. Just Gendo.
Gendo: All female personnel please report to... my office for...breast inspection.