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Gangster Computer God worldwide SECRET CONTAINMENT POLICY, made possible SOLY by worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls, especially LIFELONG CONSTANT THRESHOLD BRAIN WASH RADIO ( quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it; repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets ). FOUR BILLION worldwide population ALL living have a Computer God CONTAINMENT POLICY BRAIN BANK BRAIN, A REAL BRAIN, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the Moon, we never see.
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Francis E. Dec, Esq. (1926-1996) was an U.S. lawyer, famous for collapsing into paranoid schizophrenia in the early sixties, henceforth living as a recluse and mass-mailing wild, paranoid typewriter-keyed rants around the country.
The So Bad It's Good inanity and downright hilarious insanity, as well as the all-caps, over-dramatic format of his rants have caused them to gain a Cult Classic status.
Dec's rants detail a complicated (and sometimes self-contradictory) universe-spanning conspiracy, presided over by the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, and involving Mind Control of the whole human race, invisible cities on the far side of the moon, as well as pretty much every single non-Aryan race.
Should you be interested in his creations, the biggest fan-page is perhaps the place to start.
The Deadly Worldwide Mad Gangster Communist Tropes that can be found within Dec's works include:[]
- Ancient Conspiracy
- Bilingual Bonus: Some of the rants contain snippets in broken Polish. Despite some raging anti-Semitism, he also liked to swear in Yiddish (or Yittish, as he called it).
- Bold Inflation: Well, underline inflation, since they're written on a typewriter.
- Cultural Posturing: The Slovenic-Polish population were apparently the most ingenious race and the creators of all science and religion. The fact that Dec was of Polish-American heritage might have had something to do with it...
- Everything Trying to Kill You: From "To all Judges":
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Deadly poison nerve gas smoke was sprayed at me from CIGARS, CIGARETTES and even from BALL-POINT PENS also from the WIG of a woman sitting next to me, even the Swiss cheese-type ice cubes were evaporating into poison nerve gas smoke in all of the "free" drinks! |
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- He was also concerned about random people--especially minorities--stabbing him with "deadly touch tabin needles", and remote control "deadly touch tarantula spiders".
- Mind Control
- Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: The Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God, most notably.
- Through the Eyes of Madness: A Real Life example.
- Word Salad Philosophy: To Absurdity Ascendant levels.