Fray/Funny

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Urkonn trying to explain demons, dimensions, etc. to Fray.

Fray: What's a—

Urkonn: They left! All right?

Dexterity training.

Fray: So, what's first?

Urkonn: (hefting a girder) Dexterity. I throw things at you. You avoid them.

Fray: You're not a real complicated person, are you? Let's do it.

20 seconds later

Fray: (lying on the floor) You hib me wib a girder!

Urkonn: (kneeling over her) How many claws am I holding up?

Fray: You hib me ib the face wib a whole girder!

Urkonn: You were meant to duck.

Fray: Can we skib degsteriby?

And Fray finding out that her watcher lit himself on fire in front of her.

Fray: But he set himself on fire!

Urkonn: Centuries of useless, obsessive waiting. Makes a human-

Fray: He set himself on fire!

Urkonn: Maybe he was cold.

Urkonn meets Loo:

(Loo looks up at Urkonn, Fray's hand on her shoulder.)

Urkonn: Hello.

(Beat panel.)

Loo: Do you have candy?

Urkonn: No.