Freud Was Right/Quotes

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. —Quote commonly credited to Sigmund Freud

Yeah, well sometimes it's a big brown dick! —George Carlin

It's a SPACE NIPPLE! —Yahtzee shows how to invoke this trope on Unskippable, Star Ocean the Last Hope.

"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?" —Zebediah Carter, The Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein

Simplified. Everything's either concave or -vex, so whatever you dream will be something with sex. —Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein

Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow. Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants —The Last Days of Foxhound, after finding a giant tower inside Liquid Snake's mind

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus! If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus! If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side; And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus! —Anonymous

Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing! —The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.

Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex! —The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.

Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra? —Marceline, Adventure Time

This movie is 70% phallic symbol. —Oancitizen