Funny Aneurysm Moment/Quotes

Red: Do you know what today is? Saul: Tuesday. Red: This is my cat's birthday today. Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident? Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy? —Pineapple Express

Elmyra: My ultimate petsie-wetsie is almost complete! All that's missing is... the brain! Dizzygor! Give me the brain! [Dizzy opens a jar and deposits The Brain in Elmyra's hand] Brain: The obvious nature of this pondering belittles us all. Elmyra: Ooooooh! I'll play with you later! —Tiny Toons Night Ghoulery

"Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?" —Linkara in his review of Maximum Clonage

Angol Moa: Let's say your actions, uncle, are made into an anime TV series on Pokopen. Keroro: Hmm... yes! We do have a lot of kiddie fans. Angol Moa: If that were to happen, and the contents were too violent or inhumane, it wouldn't make a good impression, and might violate some broadcast regulations. Keroro: Hmm... that is possible! Angol Moa: And what if, by unfortunate coincidence, a similar incident were to occur around the same time it was broadcast on your show? Keroro: I... I don't even want to think about it! —Keroro Gunsou, Encounter 75: An Invasion of Convenience?

"I feel in my bones that this [a soap opera about the British Royal Family] could be a winner. Princess Diana would be the star eventually, of course. She is at present starring in her own soap opera, and the whole country wants to know what will happen to her next." —Adrian Mole, diary entry of the 30th August 1997, Adrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years

"Yup, Head is Takuto's daddy. Now watch their fight in episode 16 again." —Aquagaze's Anime Weekend makes Star Driver fans suddenly terribly uncomfortable

Simon: So, that was 'Come as You Are' by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain is now the top-earning dead celebrity. So, not Bruce Forsythe. [audience laughter] Simon: If you're watching that on a repeat, and he is dead, (more laughter) that is inaccurate. —Never Mind the Buzzcocks- Series 19, Episode 5

""This is a Court of Public Opinion. Let's remind ourselves of what's at stake here. If convicted, the next time you put on a rerun of The Cosby Show, you may wince a little, you might feel a little pang." —Amy Schumer, Inside Amy Schumer, 'Court of Public Opinion' sketch, May 2015