Furry Fandom/Quotes

"Yeah yeah yeah. I have better things to do than to stay after school. I could be drawing FURRIES!" - Mr. Magistral Malik

"Real fur is frowned upon at all furry conventions, in the same sense that leaping in front of speeding locomotives is frowned upon at comic book conventions."

"They dress up like animals and then don't have sex with one another? That is so twisted." —Montana Diaz Herrera, Back To You

"You don't wanna tangle in this [furry] world, Doug." —Rob Walker to his younger, more innocent brother

"Curse you, Cameron, for making me "OK" with soft core berry-blue flavored furry tiger smut!" —Torg from Sluggy Freelance

"I don't know if modern-day furries even realize it, but this whole movement grew out of Disney fan art from the 1970s. Nerdy kids who loved Lady and the Tramp and Bambi and wished they could draw as well as Disney animators. They took the squirrel-mask face style, drew it poorly and stuck it on top of human proportioned bodies and then had nasty things happen, Who ever thought this would grow into a full blown cult?" —John Kricfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy

"Furries are anthropomorphic animals and people who are fans of the same. Some furries are merely keen on Disney, the Rats of NIMH, or Usagi Yojimbo; at the other end of the spectrum lie the Otherkin, which are people who genuinely believe that they are animals or dragons trapped inside human bodies. Another type of furry is the erotic furry, which is a specific sexual fetish for anthropomorphic animals. Erotic furries are fond of cybersex, which they refer to as "yiffing", supposedly for the sound a fox makes while copulating. There are fewer erotic furries in the furry community than the average fa/tg/uy believes, but by the same token there are more of them than the average furry will admit to." "Furry community is based mostly in meritocratic elitism, being drawfags the ones in the upper levels of their social pyramid and the average Disney/Warner Brothers' animation fanboy in the lowest. Misanthropy and other emo behaviors are very common in them, always representing humankind as retard in their literary works or comics, also a great number of them are homosexuals or bisexuals, making them introduce gay and lesbian rights social comment into the mix." —1d4chan

"I'm here for the porn." "I'm here for the porn too." "I'm here to sell these guys porn." —Last 3 panels (of 16) of the "average furry convention" web-poster.

"Some people tell me, 'You only go to these conventions to have sex!', to which I reply, 'Go over there. Do ANY of those people look like they've EVER had sex?!'" —Uncle Kage, at Furry Weekend Atlanta '10

"I'm a Furry; of course I'm obsessed with sex. I never get any." —Harley Quinn hyenaholic

"What are we fans of? Really, we're fans of each other." —2 the Ranting Gryphon, Furry Weekend Atlanta '10