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I take a look at my enormous penis —Da Vinci's Notebook, Enormous Penis
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"Take about five dozen eggs, start putting them in a bowl, mix the FUCK out of them and what do you get? PENIS!"
—Awesome Series, "Awesome Man"
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"You hear those dick pill ads, and they’re all like, 'If you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult a doctor.' It should read: 'If you have an erection lasting for more than four hours, consult a bunch of sexy ladies and high-five your penis!' |