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GPF Software[]
Nick Wellington[]
A programmer for GPF Software, hired near the start of the strip.
- Annoying Younger Sibling:Implied that Lori is one for him.
- Distressed Dude: In To Thine Own Self
- Gadgeteer Genius: With the Inventor's Gene.
- Happily Married
- Horrible Judge of Character: Toward Trudy.
- Morality Chain: To Trudy.
- Nerd Glasses
- Non-Action Guy
- Suspiciously Specific Denial: Denies having a job offer from JCN, even when he's not being asked about anything related
- Unwitting Pawn: In Surreptitious Machinations
- Wide-Eyed Idealist
Dwayne Duncan[]
The head of GPF software
- Alliterative Name
- Horrible Judge of Character: Like Nick, he trusts Trudy.
- Only Sane Man: Is not nearly as obsessed with technology as his employees, but at the same time, not as skilled.
- Team Dad
- Unfortunate Names: Lampshaded as early as Nick's interview, when he points out the company is named after an error message.
Jason "Fooker" Barker[]
Systems administrator at GPF, and also Ageny #6 for the Undisclosed Government Agency.
- Brilliant but Lazy
- The Combat Pragmatist: When his counterpart advances on him as he's down, he flips him over.
- Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass
- Different As Night and Day: From Justin, his hard working, disciplined brother.
- Only Known By His Nickname: Played with when Ki, meeting Dwayne, refers to him by his nickname.
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Dwayne: Jason, who's Fooker? |
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- Weak but Skilled: Not especially strong, but a skilled hand-to-hand fighter. Lampshaded when he fights off Sam
Ki OshiroWellington[]
A programmer for GPF Software
- But Not Too Foreign: The daughter of a Chinese woman and Japanese man.
- Designated Girl Fight: Faces Dr. Not and Trudy as she races up the Statue of Liberty to find Nick, but also faces Chuck.
- Expository Hairstyle Change: Cuts her hair short while dating Sam (much to his displeasure) and lets it grow out for Nick.
- Love Martyr: Willing to stay with and defend Sam even when it is implied that he's cheating on her.
- Second Love: Nick is the second person she has been in love with, after Sam
- Tsundere Dere toward Nick, and tsun toward Fooker.
Trudy Trueheart[]
GPF Software's marketing professional.
- Alliterative Name
- The Atoner
- Big Bad: Of Surreptitious Machinations
- Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Puts on the clothing around Nick and Dwayne, but Ki and Fooker have seen her
- Devil in Plain Sight
- Future Me Scares Me: She's uncomfortable around her future self in the best of times, and eventually, her future self's presence in her dreams prevents her from sleeping at all.
- If I Can't Have You: To Nick after he rejects her. In the Bad Future, she kills him.
- The Insomniac: As a result of having guilt-induced nightmares.
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy
- Reformed but Rejected: She gets sent back instead of her counterpart, and those who suspect her true nature don't trust her
- Saying Too Much:
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Trudy:"The time-hopping brat! He somehow obtained it! I thought the old me took care of-- Heh heh... my, was I saying something incriminating? I hope not..." |
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- The Starscream: Of C.R.U.D.E.; in the Bad Future, she ends up killing the other members.
- Token Evil Teammate
- Villainous Breakdown: After Nick realizes the truth.
Frederick Physarum[]
A slime mold that gained sentience in the filth of Fooker's apartment.
- Arch Enemy: He and Trent can't stand each other, and get along worse than even Ki and Trudy did.
- It Came From the Fridge
- Kick the Son of a Bitch: Using his newfound powers to force Trent to sexually harass Sharon, go almost naked in front of a client and get himself arrested. It earns him a What the Hell, Hero?, but it's hard to sympathize with Trent.
- Puppetteer Parasite
Trent Terrell[]
Trudy's old boyfriend, and later her replacement as marketing director of GPF.
- Alliterative Name
- Dirty Coward
- Evil Redhead
- Ungrateful Bastard / The Farmer and the Viper: Punches Trent after he saves him from the prison bus.
- Smug Snake
Dexter Smith[]
A contractor for GPF who is later hired full time
- Dark Is Not Evil: In the superhero universe, Nick cast him as a villain, but by the time of their excursion into that universe through the MuTEX, he's a hero.
- Fat Bastard: Initially. He gets better over time.
- Otaku: The rest of the cast are fans of science fiction, but Dexter taxes his fandom of Star Wars and Star Trek to another level.
- No Social Skills
Sharon Murphy[]
Fooker's girlfriend, who becomes systems administrator of GPF after his departure.
- Blind Without'Em: Has trouble seeing without her contacts.
- Fiery Redhead: Has quite the temper.
- Formerly Fat: She ends up making some insensitive comments toward Dexter out of concern toward him.
- Make Me Wanna Shout: As a superhero.
Nega-Verse[]
Emperor Nicholas The Puissant[]
- Bad Boss: Treats all his minions as expendable.
- Beard of Evil
- Big Bad: Of To Thine Own Self
- Dirty Coward: His plan, as Nick points out, boils down to wanting an escape route to "save his own cowardly hide"
- Good Scars, Evil Scars: The latter. He has a scar that is noticeably absent on his counterpart's face.
- Hoist by His Own Petard: He attempts to escape, but without the guidance chip, he's forever lost.
Duchess Ki Oshiro[]
Duchess of Europe for Emperor Nicholas.
- The Dog Bites Back: She's tortured to force Nick into compliance, and eventually betrays Nega-Nick
- Love Redeems: She seems to be in love with Nick Prime
- Redemption Equals Death
General Jason "F**k*r" Barker[]
General of Nick's armies, a former UGA agent who accepted bribes and joined Nick.
- Bald of Evil
- [DeadLittleSister: Dead Little Brother]: Tries to use it to gain sympathy from Justin, but fails. Then again, he did hesitate upon seeing Justin, so his statement may be honest.
Dwayne Duncan[]
Governor of Asia and formerly the corrupt head of GPF Software.
- Beard of Evil
- Good Smoking, Evil Smoking: Smokes a cigar in Nega-Trudy's interview, as if to highlight his evil nature.
- The Mole: For the aliens, to incite conflict between the rebels and the humans
Trudy Trueheart[]
A resistance fighter in the Nega-verse who contacts the main cast to help them thwart Emperor Nicholas' plans.
- If You Kill Him You Will Be Just Like Him: Nick talks her out of killing Nega-Nick this way, although he emphasizes her own counterpart more than her victim.
- Perpetual Frowner: Her default expression, much like Trudy's smile.
- Token Good Teammate: For Nega-GPF, as a natural inversion of Trudy.
- Took a Level In Kindness: Was initially selfish like her counterpart before her quest to find her sister changed her for the better.
Trent Terrell[]
Leader of Nega-C.R.U.D.E., an organization dedicated to overthrowing Emperor Nicholas.
- Beauty Equals Goodness: Averted. He's somewhat overweight and balding, but one of the heroes.
- Heroic Self-Deprecation: In contrast to Trent's arrogance.
- Killed Off for Real
- La Résistance
Yoshi Oshiro[]
- Dumb Is Good: Far less of a jerk than his counterpart, but far less intelligent.
Chuck[]
A resistance fighter who was once friends with Nega-Fooker.
- Bald of Awesome
- Fake Defector: Pretends to be the Emperor's spy, but betrays him when the rebels are ready, reversing the situation.
Dr. Nefu[]
Dr. Nefarious's counterpart, a scientist for the resistance.
- Killed Off for Real: Gets a bullet in the head during the raid on C.R.U.D.E.
Alexis Nicht[]
Dr. Nefu's assistant
Outside Time And Space[]
The Gamester[]
An extra-dimensional entity charged with regulating temporal disturbances.
- Invisible to Normals: There are some exceptions, such as Ki's cat, and Trudy (who mistakes it as a sign of her declining sanity)
- Time Police
Mischief[]
The Ganester's assistant
- Boxed Crook: Implied to be this
Todd Wellington[]
Nick and Ki's son
Empress Trudy[]
- Arch Enemy: To Todd.
- Big Bad: Of Surreptitious Machinations
- Evil Old Folks
- If I Can't Have You: Kills Nick for this reason
- Villainous BSOD: Has been in one after killing Nick
Pandemonium[]
- Bigger Bad: To Empress Trudy and Emperor Nicholas.
Other Characters[]
Chuck[]
- Black Best Friend: To Fooker
- Bald of Evil: Has his head shaved when Trudy puts him under her control.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Trudy sets his pain device to maximum, throws away the remote and leaves him to die
- Shock Collar: Trudy can cause him pain with a remote control.
- Redemption Equals Death
Yoshi Oshiro[]
Ki's younger brother, who skipped several geades.
- Annoying Younger Sibling
- Cracker: Attempts to break into GPF Software on a few occasions, and when he's doing some last-minute work on his [MuTex, hacks into the airline to reschedule his flight.
- Improbably High IQ: 209.
- Insufferable Genius
- May-December Romance: Implied that Trudy is setting him up for one during their collaboration, but she backs off.
Persephone[]
- Opposite Sex Clone: Of Fred
Otto Wisebottom[]
Nick's uncle, and a fellow carrier of the Inventor's Gene
Akhilesh Sehgal[]
A doctor who treats Trudy and suggests that there may be a way for her to find redemption.
- I Have No Son: His family disowned him for becoming a Christian
- The Messiah
Sam[]
Ki's former fiancee
- Attempted Rape: The reason Ki breaks up with him.
- Jerk Jock: It's not obvious at first, but the implications of him cheating on Ki and the way he mocks Fooker mark him as this before the rape attempt.
- Karma Houdini