Germanic Depressives/Quotes

"Prepare foh ay fate vurs zan deth, Hinglisch flyingk fellow!" "Ah, so it's the traditional warm German welcome, then." —Blackadder

Der ver zwei kleine peanuts, valking down der strasse, and one vas assaulted! ...peanut. Ohohohohoho. —Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Who sayz zer Germans hef no sense von humour?" "Just about eferybody, I zink." —Two German soldiers, The Goon Show

Nicky: "'Schadenfreude', huh? What's that, some kind of Nazi word?" Gary: "Yep. It's German for "Happiness at the misfortune of others!" Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others'... That is German!" —Avenue Q