Everything Shawn says while guiding the characters through the swamp in the tour boat is hilarious, and certainly qualifies.
III has the balls hanging from a tree in a beautiful bit of Black Comedy.
This:
Hawes: What happened here?
Andrew: What do you mean what happened here?!? Fucking Victor Crowley happened!
Hawes: And you didn’t fight back?
Andrew: Fuck no! I hid. If I hadn’t, those would be my balls hanging from that tree!