Henpecked Husband/Quotes

It was strange that a man among men was so helpless against a woman. He had something beaten and pitiful about him as he lay there. I thought it boded ill for us. The High Crusade

"A word of advice: never fall in love during a total eclipse." —Senex, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Sybil: And you will try to look dignified, won't you? Vimes: Yes, dear. Sybil: What will you try to look? Vimes: Dignified, dear. Sybil: And please try to be diplomatic. Vimes: Yes, dear. Sybil: What will you try to be? Vimes: Diplomatic, dear. Sybil: You're using your "henpecked" voice, Sam. Vimes: Yes, dear. Sybil: You know that's not fair. Vimes: No, dear. —Sir Samuel and Lady Sybil Vimes in Discworld

Amy: Do you get the feeling that you're forgetting something important, something incredibly big and monumental? Rory: ...yep. Amy: Are you just saying that because you're afraid of me? Rory: ...yep. Amy: I love you. Rory: ...yep. Wait, no! I love you too! —Doctor Who

George: But Bar, we can't show any weakness in front of the Russians! Barbara: (Glaring at him with her arms crossed) GEORGE... George: (grumbling under his breath) Yes, dear. (Gorbachev smiles evilly and says something in Russian to his aide) —The Simpsons