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The BibleBot MM also comes equipped with a smoothie maker!
In these morally troubled times, it's hard to tell who the good guys are. That's why Trope Co® is providing this inexpensive means to demonstrate your unwavering devotion to the cause of Light![1]
The Holy Haloâ„¢ will make your enemies cower in fear, the oppressed masses rise up with hope (and church donations!), and provide a handy night light for reading.
The best part? You don't have to be a saint to wear one! That's right! All you need are energy powers, mechanical or cyborg components, or a coat with space for a portable battery pack (sold separately). So indulge in a little vice now and then, you've earned it!
If you like Holy Haloâ„¢, please consider some our other fine products, like Power Crystalâ„¢ and Power Gives You Wingsâ„¢!
- ↑ (Or Dark, we don't judge, and neither does your money!)