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 Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians,

Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians,

Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights,

Dingy Castles, Daring Knights!

Horrors that defy description,

Cut-Throat Celts or Cruel Egyptians

Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes,

Punishments from ancient times!

Romans, Rotten, Rank and Ruthless!

Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Toothless!

Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages,

Mean and Miserable Middle Ages!

Gory stories we do that,

And your host, a talking rat!

The past is no longer a mystery,

Welcome to Horrible Histories!

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Tall tales, tragic acts

We gave you all the fearsome facts

The ugly truth, no glam or glitz

We showed you all the juicy bits

Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel

Stuff they don't teach you at school

The past is no longer a mystery

Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories!
Expository Theme Tune of the BBC adaptation.
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