- "Get tough with that guy." "Now get tough with the other guy." "Now get tough with both of them."
- The speakeasy/password scene.
- The anatomy class.
- The football game.
- "I'm Against It"
- "Was that you or the duck? 'Cuz if that was you, I'm finishing this ride with the duck."
- Groucho's rendition of "Everyone Says I Love You". "Everyone says I love you, but just what they say it for I never knew. It's just invitin' trouble for the poor sucker who says I love you."
- This:
Professor Wagstaff: Young man, you'll find as you get older, you can't burn the candle at both ends. |
- Groucho looks at a picture of the back end of a horse: "That reminds me, I haven't seen my son all day!"