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- The episode "Meaning" is an entire CMOA. House suspects a man who has been a complete vegetable for 8 years due to brain cancer might actually have some underlying condition as the cause. However, after two fruitless tests that nearly kill the patient and prove House's theories wrong, House is accused of satisfying his own desire for a puzzle by Cameron, Cuddy, Wilson and Foreman. Cuddy refuses House any more tests and asserts that the man will leave with his family the next day. That night, House has an epiphany and rushes to Cuddy's house. He excitedly explains his diagnosis and then the unbelieveable treatment: a single injection of Cortisol will completely cure the man. Cuddy initially refuses to give the man the injection, but the next morning, as he is being wheelchaired out with his family, she injects him saying that it is "against infection". A moment passes and nothing happens. Looking dejected, Cuddy turns and leaves the family as they board an elevator. But before the man is wheeled on he suddenly lifts his head and gasps for breath. He begins to unbuckle himself from the wheelchair and stand up unsteadily as his wife and children scramble to help him up. They lift him to his feet and he and his wife hug, tears streaming from their eyes. The wife looks over to a stunned and crying Cuddy and says "Thank you".
Wilson: Why did you do it? Why did you think he might be right?
- "Safe": House finds something he thinks is the tick causing his patient's symptoms but turns out to be dandruff. He declares it'll be more dramatic when he really finds it. He's right - he manages to pull it off by trapping himself, Foreman and the patient in an elevator, getting caught pawing about in her vagina and then, when the patient's irate father is about to beat the crap of him, producing the tick with a smug "Told you it'd be more dramatic."
- Season 3's Whac-A-Mole, where having obviously worked out what was wrong with the patient, he challenged the Cottages to run one test each to figure it out while writing something down and sealing it in an envelope, presumably the answer. When they - predictably - all guessed wrong, House's add-on test proved his theory correct, and he handed the team the envelope...
Foreman: Hep A?
- House's speech against Vogler's "New and Improved" drug in "Role Model" -- Dr. House bows to no Manipulative Bastard! If he had made the "heroic" gesture -- just sucked it up and violated his principles for the sake of his team -- who knows how long Cuddy would have allowed Vogler to walk all over her and rule the hospital like an Evil Overlord?
- Even better is the scene where Vogler confronts House. House offers to let bygones be bygones, all water under the bridge. Vogler responds by demanding House's resignation and a public apology. Classic House reply:
"So, that's a no?"
- The scene where the normally aloof, stoic House rages at Vogler in a hallway full of bystanders (including Cuddy) over him canceling a patient's surgery and saying what no one else has had the guts to admit -- that Vogler's only interest in the hospital is money, not saving lives.
- The Season 2 episode "Clueless": A husband and wife have herpes, and both insist they're not cheating. House exposes the liar by telling them it's actually true you can get herpes from a public toilet seat. The wife still believes that's ridiculous, but the husband is relieved... because it's not true, but the one who's cheating would jump on a way out. A performance worthy of King Solomon.
- "Occam's Razor": House introducing himself to the group of patients in the waiting room. The speech deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg". I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem, but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
- "Sports Medicine": House diagnoses an entire waiting room of people on his way out of the hospital. In around a minute and a half. By just eyeballing it.
- "Under my Skin": The whole episode is pure Crowning Moment of Awesome Acting from Hugh Laurie. You can feel the Fear when House believes he has shaken off his hallucination of Amber when he realizes in a phone call with Foreman that his diagnosis wasn't rational, just lucky, thus his rational side is still on walkabout. Cue creepy ambient BGM and Amber standing on the clubs stage, singing "Enjoy yourself, it's later then you think" in a ghostly voice complete with a Slasher Smile. You feel the Pain and Agony and self-loathing House later undergoes during detox. Somebody give Hugh Laurie a medal for this one!
- House "healing" the clinic patient in "Spin": "Rise and walk!"
- House spends pretty much the entirety of "The Mistake" being awesome, but he tops it all when he actually stops Chase from ruining his career. "If I thought you screwed up because you were hungover I would've fired you myself." This doubles as a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming, as it is one of the very few times House ever shows he does care about Chase.
- The final part of the "game" to hire new fellows, and the superb Batman Gambit House used to get the team he wanted. Not only realizing that Cuddy was trying to pull a gambit on him when he asked who she would hire, (she told him the two she didn't want him hiring thinking he would never do what she said she wanted), he then does exactly what she said, giving him a team of all men, and since it was exactly what Cuddy said she wanted him to do she couldn't very well make to big a fuss, so instead allows him to hire a third fellow so he'd have a female on the team, which gave House the team he wanted from the start. Then as she's walking away she stops, and you see her realizing that she just became an Unwitting Pawn.
Cuddy: Well at least the game is over.
- The Season Six Finale. House begins to realize that everything around him is beginning to fall apart. The woman he loves is engaged to another man, his friend is throwing him out of his home and the patient he worked so hard to save dies of a freak surgical complication. He goes home, rips the mirror off his bathroom wall and starts to down his last Vicodin stash in what is most likely a suicide attempt. And then, there she is. They talk, she helps him stand up. He goes to kiss her;
House: How do I know I'm not hallucinating?
Cue kiss of awesomeness and close with a final shot of Intertwined Fingers.
- Hell, every damn scene of that episode is a CMoA for House. Crawling through the ruins would be hard even with two good legs.
- It also goes to show why House is the way he is (in part). He cares too much and gets too attached; the only way he can be competent is by having his walls and attitude.
- This clip. Yes, it's a dream sequence. No, I do not care. AX. CANE. SHOTGUN. That is all.
- And yet another cameo for our good buddy Wilhelm.
- "Safe": Wilson one-ups House in their prank war by sawing halfway through his cane and timing it so that House falls on his ass in the middle of the hallway. He then deadpans that "someone" filed through House's cane while he was asleep, then walks off while House smiles. You know you're good when House is impressed.
- Holding Dr. House's valuable electric guitar hostage, playing dumb about the situation, sending ominous notes, and personally commenting about how diabolical the kidnapper was. The truly awesome moment came when he sent House the torn-out whammy bar. This troper's knowledge of instruments gave him the full feeling of guitar horror over the situation.
- Wilson's true CMOA in that episode comes shortly after, when House confronts Wilson about the torn-out whammy and Wilson says something that, if he were talking about a human being, would almost be downright terrifying coming out of his mouth: "You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird... sound. Almost like a scream."
- This troper's comment upon hearing that: "You...you MONSTER!" When the nicest guy in the show is the first one to make you say that, you know the actor has done something amazing.
- Remember this quote from season two? "I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, to see where you'd draw the line."
- The moment in "Detox" when you realize it's never been Cuddy's idea to dare House to quit Vicodin cold turkey . . . it was Wilson's. It's the first glimpse you get in the series that Wilson is less sweetness and light and cancer diagnosing and more Magnificent Bastard.
- In season six, episode ten, Wilson's neighbor in their apartment complex thinks Wilson and House are a gay couple. After Wilson has no success flirting with her, House attempts to get her drunk and convince her that he and Wilson are having relationship problems as part of a plot to get into her pants. In order to foil this plot, Wilson follows the two into a fancy resturaunt, then publicly and dramatically proffesses his love for Dr. House before falling onto one knee and proposing to him; all in the name of foiling his evil plot.
- "I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on SPEEEEEEEEEEED'."
- "Saviors". Wilson gets House to eat healthy by changing his own diet, and he's been playing on House's guilt over Amber:
Wilson: I was screwing with you. It needed to be done. After Amber died, I withdrew, tried to change everything, hoping I’d sort it out. Find some deeper truth. It was a mistake. I should have gone back to normal, to here and now, because that’s all we can every really count on. Things need to get back to normal in your life. And… what could be more normal than me screwing with you and you figuring it out?
- "Transplant". House is out of jail and once again working at PPTH, Wilson is still holding a grudge for his behavior in the previous season and insists all episode that their friendship is over for good. House at one point suggests that Wilson hit him in order to let go of his anger so they can move on. At the end of the episode House is standing in his old office after getting it back. Wilson walks in and, without a word, punches House in the face and knocks him flat on his ass:
Wilson: Dinner later? I'll pick something up?
- "The Jerk": Chase tells the obnoxious brat of a patient to shut up and eat the meat they need him to eat for the test, or he'll strap him to the bed and force feed him. The kid tries to call his bluff, but then complies with the order once Chase calls for a full set of body restraints. This is the only time in the whole episode that the patient does what he is told, perhaps for all his teenage years, as evidenced by his poor doormat of a mother.
- In the same episode, Chase is the one to figure out who canceled Foreman's job interview. It was House, who denied doing so at first and then blamed Cuddy, who then blamed Wilson, who blamed Cameron, who blamed Chase. Chase guessed House did it and then started the whole thing not to get caught. House then smiles and replies, "Sometimes I forget why I hired you." It's the most praise Chase has ever gotten from House on the show.
- Solving two medical mysteries by himself, something no other doctor has done on the show that wasn't House. The first one was when House was wrong (a little girl with porphyria), and the other was when House wasn't there (a woman who'd been poisoned with methyl bromide).
- Complete with House-like epiphany, in the case of the first one.
- The fourth season has a low key moment: Chase has helped one of the contestants of the Survivor-like competition behind House's back. After a series of events, House goes to yell at Chase for doing so, only to be calmly talked down and told, "You're angry. I understand. If you need help, I'm here. If you just wanna vent...leave a message," and then walks away.
- I think he fixed the betting pool with House so that he could win all of them himself, by promising House half the winnings.
- Breaking up with Cameron in "Under My Skin," not because of anything shipping-related but for standing up for himself and refusing to adhere to a completely unreasonable demand.
- When he gets fed up with Stacy - "Let's make a deal. I won't use the word "honestly", and you'll quit stopping by to see House so you don't take it out on me afterwards, how about that?"
- The entire episode of "The Tyrant". This troper was left speechless.
- Punching House simply to get everyone to stop asking him if he's okay.
- Confronting the patient who offered her crystal meth to deal with the fear of being exposed to HIV. Now she's ticked off at the devil who convinced her that Evil Feels Good with lies about how happy the drugs and sex make him.
Cameron: You lied to me.
- And that, kids, is why Drugs Are Bad!
- Cameron's spiel about sex to Chase, completely flustering him.
Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
- What really sells that speech for this troper is the way she immediately cheerfully greets Foreman as he walks in, leaving Chase reeling.
- "Fetal Position": Resuscitating a pregnant patient during fetal surgery and stopping House in mid-motion from aborting the baby by threatening him with the paddles and warning in her best Mama Bear tone, "You keep going, you're going to get electrocuted!"
- When Cuddy wants revenge on House because she has to work at the hospital instead of being with her daughter, she is getting really nasty, including: Fake "Out of Order" at elevators so House has to take the stairs, stealing his cane and placing tripwires for him.
- Another similar episode results in this:
Wilson: Are you putting KY jelly on his telephone receiver? An exploding snake in his drawer?
- Even though it was only a hallucination, the scene in 'House's Head' when she's doing a striptease and trying to jog House's memory at the same time.
- In 'Babies & Bathwater' when Cuddy stands up against Vogler.
- Foreman to Cameron, "I like you, really... we have a good time working together. But ten years from now, we're not gonna be hanging out, having dinners. Maybe we'll exchange Christmas cards, say "hi", give a hug if we're at the same conference... we're not friends, we're colleagues... and I don't have anything to apologize for." Both Cameron's jaw, and this troper's; dropped at the same time.
- Convincing the patient's father in "Act Your Age" to consent to a vaginal exam for abuse. No one else would have talked to him the way Foreman does, and no one else could have done it.
Joint Effort Awesome
- Is it weird that this editor considers main character getting kneed in his family jewels in "Sex Kills" the series' CMOA?
- Well, he did get kneed by Matt Parkman.
- Actually, any time House gets assaulted ether counts as, or is a prelude to a CMOA.
- House and Wilson thinking the other is depressed and proving it by drugging each other in "Resignation". Exemplified by the awesome line:
Wilson: I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeed!
- Not to mention the opening bit from "Birthmarks" (5x04): Cuddy and Wilson tag-teaming and drugging House to get him to go to his father's funeral. Cuddy's pretty awesome, but this troper's got to give it to Wilson - buying secondhand mats and having a spare bottle in his car knowing House would threaten to pee on the floor unless Wilson let him out.
- Wilson throws...I don't even remember what it was. At the end of that episode he smashed a very nice window with something that was very expensive and fragile looking. House's comment? "Still not boring." The actors nailed the expressions and tones needed to play it all so well that nothing else matters.
- The awesome bit in 'The Greater Good' where Foreman and Thirteen begin to argue diagnoses.
House: Oh, stop it!
- The graveyard scene. That is just pure awesome. I mean, House sends them to dig up a fucking grave, for God's sake. The dialogue goes something like this:
Note: Kutner and Brennan are digging up the grave; Thirteen, Henry, and Taub are watching; Cole declined to dig up the grave; and Amber is nowhere to be seen.
- The whole S6 finale is a CMOA for:
- The writers - this is how you do Character Development!
- House - crawling through the ruins is hard even with healthy legs.
- Hugh Laurie - writing good character development is one thing. Actually managing to play it well, that's the other half of the success. He totally pulled it off.
- Canon - the whole episode was filmed with EOS 5D MK 2 s.
- Kutner recently had one (aired March 16th) in which
a cathe pissed on House's chair. Also a Crowning Moment of Funny
- And then he shot himself.
- Cole finally standing up to House...by punching him in the jaw.
- Amber coming up with the diagnosis, complete with House-like epiphany, in that same scene.
- The dream sequences in Bombshells alternate between extremely funny and extremely awesome. The most awesome one is the one where House is attacked by Zombie Chase and proceeds to kill him with his cane (which turned into an axe), quipping "Good thing I brought my axe cane". His cane then turns into a gun and he kills some more zombies.