I Love the Dead/Quotes

There's no pain and there's no pressure No verbal humiliation There's no fear, there's no shame There's no pulse, so is it so strange? —Voltaire, Dead Girls

Shao Kahn: Honey, I'll get it in a moment. Sindel(over phone): Actually, I was joking around. We've got an actual crisis. Shao Kahn: Are the Saurians invading or something? Sindel(over phone): Kitana's dating. Shao Kahn: That's not really a crisis. Sindel(over phone): It's Kang. Shao Kahn: ...Please tell me that Raiden or Nightwolf at least fully resurrected him fi- Sindel(over phone): ...Nope. Shao Kahn: *gives the most squicked-out face imaginable* —We Are Our Avatars