I Read That As/N-S

• Naked First Impression -> Naked Fist Impression (likely to be a result of Talk to the Fist)
• Nanaka 6/17 -> Nanoha 6/17
• Narm -> Nam
  • Narf -> Snarf
• Naruto -> Narutaru
  • Narutardu
• Nasty Party -> Nasty Patty
• Nasuverse -> Nanuverse
  • Naruverse
  • Nanoverse
  • Narutoverse
• Near-Rape Experience -> Nerd Rape Experience (An Unwanted Harem?)
• Negative Space Wedgie -> Negative Space Weegie
  • Negative Space Weegee
• Neon Genesis Evangelion -> Neo Geo Evangelion
• Nepotism -> Neopetism
  • Nepetaism
• Nerds Are Sexy -> Ned Ah Sexy
• Nerf Arm -> Narf Arm -> Ner Farm (I don't get it either)
  • Numb Arm
    • Narm
  • Narfle Arm -> Grotle Arm
    • Charlie Arm
  • Nerf Armor
  • Nerd Arm
• Network Decay -> Network Decoy -> Network Destroy, New Work Decay
  • New York Decay
• Never Live It Down -> Never Gonna Let You Down
• Never Mess with Granny -> Never Mess With Sister
  • Never Mess With Grammy
• Never Speak Ill of the Dead ==> Never Speak Kill Of The Dead
• The New Rock and Roll -> The New Rickroll
  • The New Rickroll, Then We Rock And Roll, Three New Rock and Rolls
• NGO Superpower -> NJO Superpower (the Yuuzhan Vong?)
  • Ninjago Superpower (don't ask)
• Nice Hat -> Ninja Hat
  • Nice Bat
  • Nice Boat
  • Ice hat
• Nightmare Fuel -> Nightmare Fail.
• Nineties Anti-Hero -> Nintendo Anti Hero
• Ninja Gaiden -> Ninja Garden
• Ninja Run -> Ninja Nun
• Nipple-and-Dimed -> Nipples Are Trimmed, Nipple and Shined, Nipple and Dined, Nickel and Dimed (Ironically), Nipples and Dimes.
• No Communities Were Harmed -> No Communists Were Harmed
  • No Communities Were Haremed
  • No Continuities Were Harmed.
• Nodame Cantabile -> Nodame Mandible, No Name Can't Abide, No Damn Cannible, Notre Dame Cannibal
• No Endor Holocaust -> No Indoor Holocaust (oh sh--!), No Ender Holocaust
• No Export for You -> No Expert for You
• No Launching Please -> No Lunching Please
• No Mister Bond I Expect You to Dine - No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die
• No More Heroes -> No More Zeroes
• Nom De Mom -> Nom De Nom
• Non-Idle Rich -> Non Idle Bitch
  • Non Idle Reich
  • Non Indie Bitch
• North Koreans With Nodongs -> North Koreans With No Dongs, North Koreans With No Dogs -> North Koreans with Nondogs (whatever that means)
  • North Koreans with hotdogs
• No Sell -> No Sale (as in the Wingding Eyes gag)
• Nostalgia Filter -> Nostalgia Filler, The Nostalgia Critic
• Nosy Neighbor -> Noisy Neighbor
• Not a Subversion -> Not A Subversive
• Notable Tabletop Games -> Not Tabletop Games
  • No Table Tabletop Games
• Note to Self: -> Not To Self, Note To Sell -> Not To Sell
• Nothing but Skulls -> Nothing But Skrulls, Nothing But Schools, Noting Butt Skills -> Nothing but Skills
• Not So Harmless -> Not So Narmless (Oh... so close!)
• Not So Invincible After All -> Not So Invisible After All
• No Zombie Cannibals -> No Zombie Cannibis
  • No Zombie Casuals
• Numbered Sequels -> Numbered Seagulls
• Oblivious Guilt Slinging -> Obvious Guilt Slinging, Oblivious Guilt Singing, Oblivious Gunslinging, Obvious Gut Singing
• Oblivious to Love -> Too Obvious To Love
• Obvious Beta -> Ominous Beta, Obvious Baka
• Occidental Otaku -> Accidental Otaku
• Occupiers Out of Our Country! -> Octuplets Out Of Our Country
  • Octopuses Out Of Our Country
• Offer Void in Nebraska -> Offer Void In Neeshka, Other God In Nebraska (He Who Walks Behind The Rows?), Often Void In Nebraska
  • Heir of Void in Nebraska
• Old Man Marrying a Child -> Old Man Carrying A Child
• Older Than Feudalism -> Older Than Freudianism
• Other Common Music Video Concepts -> Other Common Videogame Music Misconceptions ("It's all a bunch of bleeps and bloops!")
• Ominous Fog -> Ominous Frog
  • All hail the Hypnotoad!
  • Omnomnom Frog (Ribbit, Ribbit)
  • Omnivorous Fog
  • Omnipotent Fog
  • Omnibus Frog
  • Optimus Fog -> Optimus Frog
• One Up Sampo -> One Up Shampoo (It gives your hair a whole new life!) -> One Use Shampoo
  • One Set Up Sampo
• One-Woman Wail -> One Wormtail
  • One Wormtail -> One Wormtongue
  • One Wormtail -> One Woman Tail -> One Woman Tale
  • One Woman Wall
  • One Woman Wall -> One Woman Mall
  • Wonder Woman Wail
  • One Wonder Wall
    • One Wander Wall
• One World Order -> One-World Wonder -> One Word Wonder
  • One Word Order
  • Our World Order
  • Old World Order
  • OneWorldOlder
  • New World Order
    • new World order
• Only Child Syndrome -> Only Sane Child
• Only the Worthy May Pass -> Only The Curvy May Pass (was next to Curvy in recent changes) -> Only The Wordy May Pass
• The Ophelia -> The Ophiuca
• Oranyan -> Orangutan
• Organ Autonomy -> Organ Anatomy, Ogre Autonomy, Orgy Autonomy, Orphan Astronomy, Organ Autopsy, Orphan Autopsy
• Organ Drops -> Oregon Drops
• Orphean Rescue -> Orphan Rescue
• The Other Darrin -> The Other Darwin
• The Other Wiki -> The Otter Wiki, The Othar Wiki (and on that note, the Other's Wiki), The Outer Wiki, That One Wiki (You must defeat Wikipe-tan to stand a chance!)
• Ouran High School Host Club -> Quran High School Host Club
• Our Hero Is Dead -> Our Hero Is Dad -> Our Hero Is Bad (now how did that come up)
  • Our Hero Is Spread (on this page)
  • Our Hero Isn't Dead
  • Our Hero Is Bear
• Our Genies Are Different -> Our Geniuses are different
  • Our Genes Are Different
• Our Liches Are Different -> Our Lichees Are Different
• Our Presidents Are Different -> Our Presidents Are Difficult
• Our Spirits Are Different -> Our Sports Are Different
• Our Wormholes Are Different -> Our Wombles Are Different -> Our Wombs Are Different
  • Our Waveholes Are Different
  • Our Wormmon Are Different -> Our Mormons Are Different -> Our Morons Are Different
• Our Zombies Are Different -> Our Zombies Are President.
• Oven Logic -> Over Logic
• Overly Long Gag -> Overly Long Cat
• Page Three Stunna -> Return To Savanna (You mean, like The Lion King 2? Or Scarlett?)
  • Pace Thee Sauna (on this page)
  • Pastry Stunna
  • Hasty Setsuna.
• Pain Center -> Pan Central, Rain Center, Panic Center
• Pair the Spares -> Pair The Spades
• Pandeism-> Pandaism (worship of pandas?)
• Pandering to the Base -> Pedobearing To The Base
• Pan's Labyrinth -> Penis Labyrinth, Pants Labyrinth, Pantsu Labyrinth.
  • It can also be read as Pan's Labyrinth or Pan's Labyrinth.
• Pantheon: Shape -> Pantheon: Snape
• Panty Fighter -> Party Fighter (a cross between the Fighting Game and Mario Party? (So, Super Smash Bros., then?)), Panty Finder
• Panty Shot -> Panty Shit
  • Panty Snot
  • Pantry Shot
  • Panty Short
  • Panty's Shot
• Papa Wolf -> Papal Wolf
• Paper Fan of Doom -> Peter Pan Of Doom (while looking away a second), Paper Faroff Doom, Paper Fan Dumb
• Parental Issues -> Paternal Issues (was next to Maternally Challenged), Perennial Issues
• Parental Substitute -> Parental Prostitute -> Paternal Pasta
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose -> Parker Lewis Can't Hold His Liquor. (Just guess what it was followed immediately by on "Recent Changes")
• Party Game -> Panty Game
• Passion Play -> Rassilon Play -> Pokémon Play
  • A Passion Play
• Passive-Aggressive Kombat -> Passive Aggressive Wombat
• The Password Is Always Swordfish -> The Password Is Always Swedish
• The Perfect Score -> The Perfect Storm
• The Perils of Penelope Pitstop -> The Penis of Penelope Pitstop (don't ask. Just...don't), The Pearls of Penelope Pitstop, The Perils of Penelope Shitstop
• Paxton Fettel -> Patton Oswalt
• Perky Goth -> Pesky Goth (well, some Goths are pesky) -> Pesky Goff (these ones, perhaps?)
• Person as Verb -> Phineas and Ferb
• Pet Heir -> Peter Weir (director of The Truman Show and Dead Poets Society)
  • Pet Hitler
• Phone Booth -> Phoney Booth
• Photographic Memory -> Pornographic Memory
  • Pornographic Money
• Picaresque -> Picardesque -> Pixaresque
  • Picturesque
  • Animesque
  • Picarats
• Pick Up Babes with Babes -> Pick Up Babies with Babies. Fuck up Babes With Babes (if you can do that, you don't need the original one, do you?)
• The Picture of Dorian Gray + Tropes Will Ruin Your Life -> This Picture Will Ruin Your Life
• The Pig Pen -> The Pen Pen
• Pimp Duds -> Pimp Druids
  • Pimp Dudes
• Pitch Testing Zone -> Bitch Testing Zone, Piss Tetching Zone
• A Plague on Both Your Houses -> A Plague On Both Your Horses, A Plaque On Both Your Houses
• Planescape: Torment -> Planescape Torrent
  • Planetscale Tournament
• Plato Is a Moron -> Plato is a Moon
• Playing a Tree + Playing with Fire -> Playing a Tree On Fire (Ouch)!
• Playing Tennis With the Boss -> Playing Penis With The Boss -> Playing Penis With The Boys
  • Playing Tennis With The Boos
  • Playing Tennis With Teh Booze
• Playing Tennis With the Boss + Playing with a Trope -> Playing Tennis With A Trope
• Playing to The Fetishes -> Planet Of The Fetishes
  • Playing With The Fishes
  • Playing To The Testicles
• Plays Great Ethnics -> Plays Great Ethics
• Plug N Play Friends -> Plug 'N' Play Fruits (This, Mango Nukes... I must be hungry.)
• Podcast -> Prodcast -> P(r)odcats
• Poison Oak Epileptic Trees -> Professor Oak's Epileptic Trees
• Poke the Poodle -> Pork The Poodle
• The Pollyanna -> The Poochyena
• User:Pom Rania -> Porn Mania
  • Pomu Mania
  • Hey, that's my name!
  • Porom/Palom Mania
  • Pomeranian! (User:Rainbow Poof has one!)
  • Pom Poko -> Porn Poko
  • Pomi Raku
• Poorly-Disguised Pilot -> Poorly Disguised Plot
• Porn Stash <-> Porn Stache, Porn Smash, Corn Stash, Pom Stash
• Portal Network + Player Punch -> Portal Punch (seen on Recent Changes next to each other)
• Post-Kiss Catatonia -> Post Kiss California
  • Post Kiss Catalonia
• Potemayo -> Potatomoto, Dattebayo!
  • Sotomayor
• Powder Trail -> Powder Tail, Power Trail, Power Tail, Powered Tail
  • Powder Trial, Power Trial, Powered Trial (nonsense, but still…)
• Power Born of Madness -> Porn Of Madness, Powder Of Madness
• Power Crutch -> Power Crotch
• Powered Armor -> Powdered Armor (Just Add Water?)
• Power Floats -> Power Goats, Power Coats, Power Boats, Power Foals
• Power Gives You Wings -> Power Gives You Wangs -> Power Gives You Wangst, Power Gives You Rings
  • Rings Give You Power
  • Power Rangers Give You Wings
• Power Glows -> Power Grows
• The Power of Love -> The Power Of Lose -> The Power of L.O.S.E.
• The Power of Rock -> The Power Of Rockman
• Power of Trust -> Power Thrust
  • Power Thirst
• Powerpuff Girls -> Powder Puff Girls
  • How come people always get that wrong?
• Praetorian Guard -> Prydonian Guard, Pray Thor's On Guard, Pratchettian Guard
• Pretend Prejudice -> A very odd misspelling of Pride and Prejudice, Prepared Prune Juice
• Pretty Cool Guy -> Pretty Cure Guy
• PrimaDonna -> Pre-Madonna
• Prima Donna Director -> Prima Donna Doctor
• Private Detective -> Pirate Detective
  • Privates Detective (So he strip-searches, eh?)
• Production Posse -> Punctuation Posse
  • Production Pose
• Prom Is for Straight Kids -> Porn Is For Straight Kids
• Protection From Editors -> Protection From Elders
• Psycho for Hire + The Juggernaut (Seen next to each other on the "Recent Edits" page) -> Psychonauts For Hire
• Public Exposure -> Pubic Exposure
• Punch Clock Villain -> Punch Cock Villain
  • Lunchbox Villain
• Puny Earthlings -> Punny Earthlings (It's true...), Puny Earrings
• Pursuing Parental Perils -> Pursuing Parental Penis
• Put Me in Coach -> Put Me In Couch, Put Me In Crotch
• Putting on the Reich -> Put It On The Rich, Putting On The Peach, Putting On The Leech, Putin On The Reich
• PvP -> PCP (Porter C Powell)
  • PCP (Sorry, it had to be done.)
  • PCB
  • PSP
  • Porn Without Plot (Nine times out of ten, it will suck.)
  • P2P
• The Queen's Latin -> Queen Latifah, The Queen's Late!
• Quest Giver -> Guest Quiver.
• Questionable Content -> Questionable Consent
• Race Against the Clock -> Rape Against The Clock -> Race Against The Cock (rooster)
  • Rage Against the Heavens
    • Race Against The Heavens
    • Rage Against The Machine
  • Rage Against The Clock
• Race For Your Love -> Rape For Your Love; Rice For Your Love; Race Foe, Your Love, Race For Your Life
• Rage Against the Heavens -> Rape Against The Heavens, Rage Against the Hyenas.
• Raised by Wolves -> Raped By Wolves, Raised By Elves?, Razed By Wolves, Razed By Elves?!
• Random Power Ranking -> Random Power Ranger
  • Random PowerNanking
  • Random Power Spanking
• Rape As Comedy -> Rape As Candy (Everything at once!), Rap as Comedy, Rape Ass Comedy (a subset of Refuge in Audacity)
  • Rape As Audacity
  • Rope As Comedy
• Rapid-Fire Typing -> Rapist Fire Typing
• Rant-Inducing Slight -> Rant Inducing Sight (which sounds much better, grammar wise.)
• Really Gets Around -> Reality Gets Around
• Real Person Cameo -> Real Person Galileo
• Recent Changes -> Reality Changes, Reset Changes
• Recurring Riff -> Recurring Yiff (...what?)
  • We're looking at you becase you have a mental desease
• Redheaded Stepchild -> Red Headed Stupid, Red Handed Stepchild
• Re-Ditto -> Doritos (I was hungry, OK?)
• Red Light District too close on the page to The Red Planet -> Red Light Planet
• The Red Sonja -> The Red Sonia
  • The Red Sonya
  • The Red Monika. Oh. Yes.
• Reed Richards Is Useless -> Michael Richards Is Useless, Reed Richards Is Ulysses
  • Sea Urchins Are Useless
  • Keith Richards Is Useless
    • Keith Olbermann Is Useless
    • Keith Olbermann is Obese
  • Richard Is Useless
  • Read, Richards! E's Useless!
    • Arthur Read Is Useless!
  • Lyrical is Useless
• Reed Snorkel -> Red Snorkel
• Refuge in Audacity -> Refugee in Audacity
• Reincarnation Romance -> Reincarnation Bromance
• The Renfield -> The Seinfeld, The Ren and Stimpy
  • The Rumsfeld
  • The Ren Fair
• Rental (car) -> Rentai
• Report Siht -> Report Shit, Reports It, Report Sith, Repost Shit, Repot Shit, Repurposed Pop Song
• Repo! The Genetic Opera -> Repo the Generic Opera
  • Harpo the Genetic Oprah
• Repurposed Pop Song -> Repurposed Rap Song, Resourpussed Pop Song
• Rescued From the Scrappy Heap -> Rescued From Imogen Heap.
• Restraining Bolt -> Restraining Boll (See, there's this petition going 'round...), Retraining Boll, Yew Ball
• Retired Game Show Element -> Retarded Game Show Element
• Retroactive Recognition -> Retroactive Dungeon -> Radioactive Recognition (that green glow looks familiar)
• The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized -> The Resolution Will Not Be Televised, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, The Resolution Will Not Be Civilized
  • The Revolution Will Not Be Institutionalised
• The Revolution Will Not Be Vilified -> The Revolution will not be verified
• Right-Wing Militia Fanatic -> Right Wing Militia Fanfic
• Road Show -> Red Snow
• Romance of the Three Kingdoms -> Romans of the Three Kingdoms
• Romancing the Widow -> Romancing The Window
• Ronin Warriors -> Robin Williams (At this point I think I need my head checked.)
  • Rurouni Warriors
• Rooting for the Empire -> Rooting For The Umpire
• Rope Bridge -> Rape Bridge (Oh my! It actually fits!)
• Rousseau Was Right -> Rossiu Was Right, Rousseau Was Tight, (Vince) Russo Was Right (for once), (Ladd) Russo Was Right
  • Renton Was Right
  • Russia Was Right
  • Renfield Was Right
• The Rule of First Adopters -> The Rule Of First Adapters
• Rule 34 - Rule Thirty Sex (Rule 30 has sex?)
• Rumiko Takahashi -> Ryo Takamisaki
  • Ryo Takamisaki -> Ryo Hirohashi
• The Sadistic Choice -> The Sarcastic Choice, The Sad Dipstick Choice
• Saint Seiya -> Sailor Seiya -> Saint Seira
• Sand in My Eyes -> Send In My Eyes, Sad Enemy Eyes, Stand In My Eyes, Saint in my Eyes
  • Sanding My Eyes (because the goggles do nothing!)
• Sandy Mitchell -> Saintly Mitchell (ironic of course, because the title character of that film is decidedly not saintly)
• Sanity Slippage -> Saintly Slippage
  • Sanity Sippage
• The Sarah Connor Chronicles -> The Sarah Jane Adventures
• Sarcasm Failure -> Starscream Failure (Yet again!)
  • Likewise, Sarcasm Mode -> Starscream Mode (Converts from fighter jet into snarky, backstabbing robot and back!)
• Sasami -> Sashimi. Although since the person in question was from another planet.....
• Satan Is Good -> Satan Is God, Seitan Is Goat
  • Satin Is Good
• Saved by the Bell -> Saved By Zatch Bell
  • Stalked by the Bell
  • Saved By The Hell
  • Saved By The Idiot Ball
  • Stalked by Hell
• Saving Sarah Cain -> Saving Sarah Palin -> Craving Sarah Palin
• Scarf of Asskicking -> Scar Of Asskicking, Scar of Asskicking
  • Scar of Asskicking
• Scary Impractical Armor -> Scarily Practical Ammo
• Schala Lives -> Schala Lives (with a long i, as in "extra lives")
• SCP Foundation -> SPC Foundation, SCV Foundation, SDP Foundation (How is this possible)
• The Scrappy -> The Crappy (more appropriate actually))
  • The Cappy
  • The Scrappy + Screenwriters = Scrappy Writers
• Screams Like a Little Girl -> Samus Is A Little Girl, Samus Is A Ghoul, Seams Like A Little Grill
• Screw the Rules I Have Plot -> Screw The Rules I Have Pot
• Se7en -> Semen
• Seasonal Rot -> Seasonal Riot, Sensational Rot, Sensational Riot, Seasonal Rat, Seasonal Plot
• Second Episode Morning -> Second Episode Mourning (all the characters shed a tear for the Sacrificial Lamb)
• Sedgwick Speech -> Sedgewick Smooch
• Seinfeld Is Unfunny -> Seinfeld Is A Bunny
  • Springfield Is Unfunny
    • And while we're at it, Seinfeldian Conversation -> Springfieldian Conversation
  • Or it could be Springfield is Unfunny
• Selective Gravity -> Selective Gravy
• Self-Insert Fic -> Self Service Fic
  • Selfish Server (he's only doing it for himself)
  • Self Insertion Fic
• Self-Made Orphan -> Spell Made Orphan, Self Made Opium
  • Self Made Ophan
  • Self Made Oprah
  • Self Made Oufan
• Sempai-Kohai -> Sempai Kohei
• Serial Killer Killer -> Serial Killer Whale
• Series Continuity Error -> Serious Continuity Error
• Series Goal -> Series Goat, Surly Goat
• Seven Minute Lull -> Seven Minute LOL
• Seven Is Nana -> Seven of Nine
• Sex Changes Everything -> Sex Change Is Everything
  • Hex Changes Everything
    • Hentai Changes Everything
• Shaving Is Science -> Sharing Is Science, Shaving In Silence, Shaving His Science
• Shibi Aburame -> Spirit Albarn
• Ship Tease -> Strip Tease
• Shipper on Deck -> Stripper On Deck
• Shirtless Scene -> Shitless Scene
  • Or, in other context, Shitless Scene
  • Shiftless Scene
• Shock and Awe -> Spock and Awe
• Shonen Hair -> Shaven Hair
• Shoo Out the Clowns -> Shoot Out The Clowns
• Shoot Out the Lock -> Shout-Out The Lock -> Shout Out To The Rock
• Shopping Montage -> Shipping Montage, Shopping For Montage, Shopping For Mortgages
• Shotgun Wedding -> Shogun Wedding
• Shotoclone -> Shotaclone, Shot A Clone, Shotokan > Shokotan
  • Shotacon
• Significant Reference Date -> Starfighter Reference Date
• Silence Is Golden -> Science Is Golden
• Silent Hill: Shattered Memories -> Silent Hill Shadow Mommies
• Single-Issue Wonk -> Single Issue Wank, Single Issue Work
• Sitch Sexuality -> Stitch Sexuality
• Skyward Sword -> Squidward Sword
• Smug Snake -> Smug Snape, Smug Sasuke, Snug Snake
  • Or Smug Snake
• Snark Bait -> Snake Bait, Shark Bait, Snark Bite, Shark Bite, Snake Bite
• Snatch -> Snatch Adams
  • Snicket Warning Label -> Snickers Warning Label
  • ...*kasplodey*
  • Snatcher
• Snowlems -> Snow Lems
• So Bad Its Horrible -> So Bad It's Dr. Horrible, So Bad It's Qrrbrbirlbel
• So Bad It's Horrible: Wrestling -> So Bad, It's Horrible Wrestling
• Socially Awkward Hero -> Sexually Awkward Hero
• Social Semi-Circle -> Socialism Circle, Special Sim Circle
• Sociopathic Soldier -> Slakoth Soldier
• Something Else Also Rises -> Something Else Almost Rises
• Something Something Leonard Bernstein -> Something Something Rugal Bernstein (GENOCIDE CUTTAH!! HAHAHAHAHA!)
• So Once Again the Day Is Saved -> So Once Again, It Was His Sled
  • So Once Again, I Save The Day
• Sorry I Left the BGM On -> Sorry I Left the BFG On
  • Sorry I Let The BFG In
  • Sorry I Left The BDSM On
  • So What Are You Shaving?
• Spam Attack -> Sperm Attack
  • Spain Attack
  • Spam Attach (soft ch sound)
• Spice Rack Panacea -> Spice Rack Placenta, Spice Rack Pangea, Spice Rack Pancreas, Spam Rice Pandora -> Spam Razors, Pandora!
• Spin to Deflect Stuff -> Spin To Detect Stuff, Spot To Reflect Stuff
• Squishy Wizard -> Squicky Wizard
• Stalking Mission -> Stalking Minion
  • Staking Mission
  • STALKER Mission
• Starkits Prophecy -> Sharktits Prophecy
• Starwing -> Starwang
  • Starving
• Stat Grinding -> Start Grinding (Because You Have To)
• Statler and Waldorf -> Stantler And Bidoof
  • Statler And Waldo
• Stealth Hi Bye -> "Self High Five"
• Stern Chase -> Stem Chase (blame it on keming...)
• Stern Teacher -> Stunt Teacher
• "Stop Having Fun!" Guys -> Stop Hating Fun Guys, Stop Having Fungi
• Stop Helping Me! -> Stop Hugging Me -> Stop Mugging Me
• Street Fighter -> Skeet Fighter -> Keet Fighter
• Stringy Haired Ghost Girl -> Stingy Haired Ghost Girl
• Stripped to the Bone -> Strapped To The Bomb
• Stupid Sexy Flanders -> Stupid Sexy Flandre
• Subdued Section -> Subdued Seduction
  • Subdued Vivisection
• Subspace Ansible -> Subspace Asshole
• Subtitles Are Superfluous -> Subtleties Are Superfluous, Subtitles Are Super Floss
• Such a Phony -> Such A Pony
  • Such A Brony
• Suit-Up of Destiny - Shut Up of Destiny
• Superman -> Stupidman
• Supermarionation -> Super Mario Nation (We wish!)
• Super Sentai -> Super Hentai (I can't believe we don't have this one)
• Super Serum -> Super Sperm (or Sperm Serum-- would explain why Captain America never divulged the ingredients)
  • Super See-Rum (wonder if Jack would like this?)
• Surprisingly Improved Sequel -> Surprisingly Improvised Sequel
• Suspiciously Apropos Music -> Suspiciously, A Porpoise's Music
  • Suspiciously Appropriate Music (which actually relates to the subject)
• Sweet Polly Oliver -> Sweet Tommy Oliver
• Swiss Army Appendage -> Swiss Army Bondage Swiss Army Appendectomy