Incest Is Relative/Quotes

NO! My wife! And my daughter! And my son! And my other son who is an evil guy! And his girlfriend! And a girl from the bus! All sexing together! —Soichiro, Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami

Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister. Slap! Mrs. Mulwray: She's my daughter. Slap! Mrs. Mulwray: My sister, my daughter. Slap! Slap! Gittes: I said I want the truth! Mrs. Mulwray: She's my sister and my daughter! —Chinatown

The inbreeding takes up all of our time! —Patrice from 13 explaining why her hometown sucks

Mayor Quimby: If anyone asks, you're my niece from out of town. Girl in bikini: But I AM your niece, Uncle Joe! Mayor Quimby: Good Lord...I'm an abomination! —The Simpsons

Is she your daughter or your estranged ex who lost a lot of weight? —The Nostalgia Chick on an uncomfortable subplot in The Baby Sitters Club

Were your parents related? Like, before they were married? —Conker, Conkers Bad Fur Day